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Easter Bunny is mugged
Mid hudson News ^ | 04/01/2010

Posted on 04/01/2010 2:27:36 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd

FISHKILL – State Police are looking for the person who mugged the Easter Bunny in front of the Alps Sweet Shoppe on Main Street in Fishkill in the late afternoon on Wednesday.

Just before 5 p.m., a woman, dressed in a white rabbit costume, was attacked by an unknown assailant as she stood on the sidewalk in front of the shop.

The perp charged her and slamming her to the ground before fleeing on foot. The victim sustained minor injuries.

The attacker was seen running in the area of the post office. He is described as being about 17 years of age with blond hair. He was wearing blue jeans, a white T-shirt and a green zippered sweatshirt.

Police said since the incident occurred during rush hour, it is believed it a have been witnessed by passing motorists.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: assault; culturewar; easterbunny; grinchstoleeaster; napl; obamavoter; pwn3d; waroneaster
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1 posted on 04/01/2010 2:27:36 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

I thought mugging required some form of robbery.

Sounds like a tackle to me, not a mugging.


2 posted on 04/01/2010 2:29:43 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Responsibility2nd

He is believed to be Elmer Fudd in a wig.


3 posted on 04/01/2010 2:29:47 PM PDT by ZULU
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To: Responsibility2nd; Psycho_Bunny

I always thought the Easter Bunny was gender-confused but I had not heard that he now identifies as female.

//sarcasm


4 posted on 04/01/2010 2:29:49 PM PDT by GeronL (There is only a "Happily ever after" for you if you're the one writing your own script)
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To: Responsibility2nd
The young punk was lucky......this time.........


5 posted on 04/01/2010 2:32:07 PM PDT by OB1kNOb (We are definitely in the Fourth Turning crisis phase.)
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To: GeronL

I always thought the Easter Bunny was gender-confused but I had not heard that he now identifies as female. //sarcasm

I still can’t figure out why the Bunny apparently lays eggs.


6 posted on 04/01/2010 2:32:36 PM PDT by jessduntno ( If someone calls me racist, I reply "you are just saying that because I'm white!")
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To: Responsibility2nd

The evil Easter bunny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B04xngldt2k


7 posted on 04/01/2010 2:33:04 PM PDT by wastedyears (The essence of training is to allow error without consequence.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Statement: "Just before 5 p.m., a woman, dressed in a white rabbit costume, was attacked by an unknown assailant as she stood on the sidewalk in front of the shop."

Response: Some how too much moral blame does not attach itself to the tackler.

8 posted on 04/01/2010 2:33:43 PM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: Responsibility2nd


9 posted on 04/01/2010 2:33:53 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Entitlements will do to America what drugs eventually do to addicts)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Can't say he didn't deserve it:  

10 posted on 04/01/2010 2:34:57 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd
State Police are looking for the person who mugged the Easter Bunny in front of the Alps Sweet Shoppe

Wait a few days and it'll appear on youtube. It's growing popular to stage these types of assaults on unsuspecting victims and then post the event online.

11 posted on 04/01/2010 2:35:18 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: Slings and Arrows

Mugged Easter bunny ping.


12 posted on 04/01/2010 2:36:37 PM PDT by Clay Moore (Roaches, predators, and thieves typically work under the cover of darkness. So it is with congress.)
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To: ZULU

LOL!


13 posted on 04/01/2010 2:38:31 PM PDT by tuckrdout ("Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."--MLK)
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To: OB1kNOb

14 posted on 04/01/2010 2:38:38 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Who is that? Satan Claws?


15 posted on 04/01/2010 2:39:01 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (The Last Boy Scout)
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To: jessduntno

Mommy was a Platypus??


16 posted on 04/01/2010 2:41:03 PM PDT by GeronL (There is only a "Happily ever after" for you if you're the one writing your own script)
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To: Responsibility2nd

All NY Bunnies should carry bats.

17 posted on 04/01/2010 2:41:42 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (John has a long mustache)
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To: humblegunner
DWAT THAT WABBIT!!!
18 posted on 04/01/2010 2:42:41 PM PDT by Candor7 (Now's the time to ante up against the Obama Fascist Junta ( member NRA))
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To: Responsibility2nd

How about the Easter Chicken?

http://terrisfp1.com/holidays/chick.swf


19 posted on 04/01/2010 2:45:22 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: GeronL

“Mommy was a Platypus??”

Heh heh ..

Charge these eggs to your account?

Yes, put them on my bill.


20 posted on 04/01/2010 2:49:34 PM PDT by jessduntno ( If someone calls me racist, I reply "you are just saying that because I'm white!")
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