Miss Hooters 2010
Posted on 10/09/2009 9:26:50 AM PDT by kristinn
Miss Hooters 2010
Hooters announced today that they are naming Barack Obama 'Miss Hooters 2010'.
Hooters pageant judge Perez Hilton said the committee based their vote on Obama's performance in the swimsuit competition. That Obama didn't participate in the official swimsuit competition was judged to be a racist standard that was thrown out premptively to avoid a civil rights investigation by Attorney General Eric Holder, according to another judge, the Rev. Al Sharpton.
Sharpton said he had submitted this photo of the 2007 Miss Hooters contest to Holder and that Holder had quickly responded that he was going to personally oversee the investigation:
MODS!
Has there ever been anyone more unbelievably awesome than Zero?
You have it all wrong. Any beauty pageant contestant who wants world peace should receive the Nobel Peace Prize.
Wai....wut????? I thought he won Miss Universe for 2020? Who knew?
Well,looks like he’ll be too busy to be pope...
Yikes, this is getting crazy. I bet he wins Biggest Loser.
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Wait for it....
BREAKING!!! Barack Hussein 0bama named new pope!! Vatican is thrilled! Benedict goes fishing!
LOLOL!!! Wow...you guys are quick! :)
OMG!!! ROTFL!! Love the Olds tattoo!!
BREAKING: Obama wins the National Spelling Bee Championship will simultaneously winning The Tour De France.
Manboob alert!
LOL! You’re bad! ;-) Down, boy!
BREAKING: Obama wins the Publishers Clearing Sweepstakes and the Betty Crocker Bake-Off.
He looks to be either a big "B", or perhaps a "B" cup. Is that right?
It’s also rumored that Obama will announce that he’s just invented a perpetual motion machine and a fountain of youth formula that has reportedly changed Helen Thomas from a mummified troll into Catherine Zeta Jones.
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