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BREAKING: Obama wins "Survivor" reality show!
10/09/2009 | NMEwithin

Posted on 10/09/2009 9:13:42 AM PDT by NMEwithin

President Obama has just been awarded the one million dollar prize and the honor of being the Ultimate Survivor without even having been to Samoa or participating in any challenges. The actual contestants were told to just "go home" by Jeff Probst after it was determined by show producers that president Obama had outwitted and outplayed them all in one genius stroke of complete non-action on his part.


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1 posted on 10/09/2009 9:13:43 AM PDT by NMEwithin
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To: NMEwithin

Don’t forget that he has also won Dancing With The Stars.


2 posted on 10/09/2009 9:14:37 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (ON 1-19-09 GAS WAS, ON AVERAGE IN MEMPHIS, $1.43 A GALLON.)
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“Ultimate Survivor without even having been to Samoa or participating in any challenges.”

He may have been born in Samoa, for all we know...


3 posted on 10/09/2009 9:14:50 AM PDT by jessduntno (Tell Obama to STFU - Stop The Federal Usurpation.)
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To: NMEwithin

I think he intends to take home the gold from the Gay games too.


4 posted on 10/09/2009 9:15:28 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: NMEwithin

This is getting good!! What else could this Nimrod, Obama win?


5 posted on 10/09/2009 9:16:21 AM PDT by woofer2425 (You will all be using Macs within 5 years)
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To: NMEwithin

Everyone else voted themselves off the island.

I’m thinking about doing the same.


6 posted on 10/09/2009 9:16:47 AM PDT by marron
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To: NMEwithin

Obama wins “The APPRENTICE”!!!


7 posted on 10/09/2009 9:17:50 AM PDT by Ann Archy
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To: NMEwithin
WOW! Is there nothing this superman world citizen cannot do?

POS.
8 posted on 10/09/2009 9:18:16 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (Palin-Bachmann Overdrive 2012 !! :))
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To: woofer2425

Iron Chef.


9 posted on 10/09/2009 9:19:12 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: woofer2425

If obama wins a NPP for hoping for PEACE, than why DOESNt NPP award all the Miss America contestants an NPP as they ALSO HOPE FOR WORLD PEACE...NO?

Plus, much better looking....

MISS AMERICA NEED to be awarded NPP ALSO


10 posted on 10/09/2009 9:19:42 AM PDT by forYourChildrenVote4Bush
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To: NMEwithin
BREAKING!!! Zero wins the Guinness Book of World Records for being.
That's it,just being.
11 posted on 10/09/2009 9:20:05 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (Palin-Bachmann Overdrive 2012 !! :))
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To: NMEwithin

Poor guy survived for 12 days without a Nobel Peace Prize...

Could you do that ????


12 posted on 10/09/2009 9:21:08 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: NMEwithin
I wanna thank everyone for this award....


13 posted on 10/09/2009 9:21:58 AM PDT by Dallas59 (No To O)
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To: NMEwithin

I starting to think that -7Bama was behind the Michael Jackson death. After all, there’s only room for one “The Greatest”, and MJ wasn’t gonna give up his title willingly.
/sarcasm


14 posted on 10/09/2009 9:22:03 AM PDT by ssaftler (Borg Queen Obama: Resistance is futile!)
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To: NMEwithin

The Cub Scouts of America announced today that President Obama has won
their annual `Pinewood Derby,’ so it will not be necessary to have it this year.


15 posted on 10/09/2009 9:23:15 AM PDT by tumblindice (`Pride and Prejudice and Beltway Zombies,' by Barack "Bud" Obama)
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ROFL!! We all should be writing for SNL :)


16 posted on 10/09/2009 9:24:17 AM PDT by NMEwithin
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To: NMEwithin

In other news—
The Crisco shortening company announced today that Mrs.
President Obama has won their “Fat-in-the-Can” award.


17 posted on 10/09/2009 9:26:43 AM PDT by tumblindice (`Pride and Prejudice and Beltway Zombies,' by Barack "Bud" Obama)
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To: forYourChildrenVote4Bush

He was, just today, selected as Queen of the Tournament of Roses......look for some New Years Day facetime.


18 posted on 10/09/2009 9:29:03 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Mmm mmm mmm - Barack Hussein Obama (repeat endlessly))
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To: NMEwithin

He won AMERICAN IDOL back in November of last year.....

DON’T BLAME me... I voted for the angry white guy!


19 posted on 10/09/2009 9:34:36 AM PDT by JFC
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To: NMEwithin

SeeBS just announced Zero is also the winner of the 2010 `Big Brother’ reality show!
“Obama is Big Brother,” stated an unnamed source.


20 posted on 10/09/2009 9:34:55 AM PDT by tumblindice (`Pride and Prejudice and Beltway Zombies,' by Barack "Bud" Obama)
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