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BREAKING: Obama wins "Survivor" reality show!
10/09/2009
| NMEwithin
Posted on 10/09/2009 9:13:42 AM PDT by NMEwithin
President Obama has just been awarded the one million dollar prize and the honor of being the Ultimate Survivor without even having been to Samoa or participating in any challenges. The actual contestants were told to just "go home" by Jeff Probst after it was determined by show producers that president Obama had outwitted and outplayed them all in one genius stroke of complete non-action on his part.
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KEYWORDS: satire; wins
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:13:43 AM PDT
by
NMEwithin
To: NMEwithin
Don’t forget that he has also won Dancing With The Stars.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:14:37 AM PDT
by
NCC-1701
(ON 1-19-09 GAS WAS, ON AVERAGE IN MEMPHIS, $1.43 A GALLON.)
To: NMEwithin
“Ultimate Survivor without even having been to Samoa or participating in any challenges.”
He may have been born in Samoa, for all we know...
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:14:50 AM PDT
by
jessduntno
(Tell Obama to STFU - Stop The Federal Usurpation.)
To: NMEwithin
I think he intends to take home the gold from the Gay games too.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:15:28 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
To: NMEwithin
This is getting good!! What else could this Nimrod, Obama win?
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:16:21 AM PDT
by
woofer2425
(You will all be using Macs within 5 years)
To: NMEwithin
Everyone else voted themselves off the island.
I’m thinking about doing the same.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:16:47 AM PDT
by
marron
To: NMEwithin
Obama wins “The APPRENTICE”!!!
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:17:50 AM PDT
by
Ann Archy
To: NMEwithin
WOW! Is there nothing this superman world citizen cannot do?
POS.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:18:16 AM PDT
by
gimme1ibertee
(Palin-Bachmann Overdrive 2012 !! :))
To: woofer2425
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:19:12 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
To: woofer2425
If obama wins a NPP for hoping for PEACE, than why DOESNt NPP award all the Miss America contestants an NPP as they ALSO HOPE FOR WORLD PEACE...NO?
Plus, much better looking....
MISS AMERICA NEED to be awarded NPP ALSO
To: NMEwithin
BREAKING!!! Zero wins the Guinness Book of World Records for being.
That's it,just being.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:20:05 AM PDT
by
gimme1ibertee
(Palin-Bachmann Overdrive 2012 !! :))
To: NMEwithin
Poor guy survived for 12 days without a Nobel Peace Prize...
Could you do that ????
To: NMEwithin
I wanna thank everyone for this award....
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:21:58 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
(No To O)
To: NMEwithin
I starting to think that -7Bama was behind the Michael Jackson death. After all, there’s only room for one “The Greatest”, and MJ wasn’t gonna give up his title willingly.
/sarcasm
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:22:03 AM PDT
by
ssaftler
(Borg Queen Obama: Resistance is futile!)
To: NMEwithin
The Cub Scouts of America announced today that President Obama has won
their annual `Pinewood Derby,’ so it will not be necessary to have it this year.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:23:15 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
(`Pride and Prejudice and Beltway Zombies,' by Barack "Bud" Obama)
To: tumblindice
ROFL!! We all should be writing for SNL :)
To: NMEwithin
In other news—
The Crisco shortening company announced today that Mrs.
President Obama has won their “Fat-in-the-Can” award.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:26:43 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
(`Pride and Prejudice and Beltway Zombies,' by Barack "Bud" Obama)
To: forYourChildrenVote4Bush
He was, just today, selected as Queen of the Tournament of Roses......look for some New Years Day facetime.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:29:03 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Mmm mmm mmm - Barack Hussein Obama (repeat endlessly))
To: NMEwithin
He won AMERICAN IDOL back in November of last year.....
DON’T BLAME me... I voted for the angry white guy!
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:34:36 AM PDT
by
JFC
To: NMEwithin
SeeBS just announced Zero is also the winner of the 2010 `Big Brother’ reality show!
“Obama is Big Brother,” stated an unnamed source.
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posted on
10/09/2009 9:34:55 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
(`Pride and Prejudice and Beltway Zombies,' by Barack "Bud" Obama)
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