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Biden Tells Obama Birth Certificate Joke at Gridiron Dinner
Sunday, March 22, 2009 | Kristinn

Posted on 03/22/2009 9:56:58 AM PDT by kristinn

Vice President Joe Biden told a joke about Barack Obama's birth certificate at the Gridiron dinner in Washington, D.C. last night.

The joke was reported by Mike Allen at Politico in his article about Biden's intentionally funny speech (as opposed to his usual foot in mouth routine.):

"You know, I never realized just how much power Dick Cheney had until my first day on the job. I walked into my office, and you know how the outgoing president always leaves the incoming president a note in his desk? I opened my drawer and Dick Cheney had left me Barack Obama’s birth certificate."

Numerous court cases have been filed demanding documentation by Obama that he meets the Constitution's requirement that a president be a natural born citizen. Obama has fought those lawsuits instead of producing the requested documentation. His campaign produced a document last summer it claimed proved he was a natural born citizen.


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To: castowell

“Biden is the joke..”
We thought they were Hair Plugs Biden
had put in his heade, but they were a diversion!
They really were Braailed to takein Transplant Plugs, but they obviously failed to “ take root!”


41 posted on 03/22/2009 11:00:58 AM PDT by True Republican Patriot (GOD BLESS AMERICA and Our Great President George W. Bush)
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To: kristinn

I dont get it


42 posted on 03/22/2009 11:01:04 AM PDT by woofie
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To: All

The ghost of George Washington appears, and obama says, “How can I best serve my country?”

Washington says, “Never tell a lie,”

uhhh, errr, hmmm! Says obama, I don’t know about that. Too late!

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...obama says, “How can I best serve my country?”

Jefferson says, “Listen to the people,”

Yeah right, no way! I really won’t and can’t do that. Not part of THE PLAN.

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...obama says, “How can I best serve my country?”

Lincoln says, “Go to the theater.”


43 posted on 03/22/2009 11:01:53 AM PDT by OafOfOffice (We don't see victims. We don't see people we want to exploit. What we see is potential,Rush Limbaugh)
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To: thecodont; Calpernia; Fred Nerks; null and void; pissant; george76; PhilDragoo; Candor7; ...
So, it's possible that everyone is in on the big joke, SCOTUS included.

Thank you, thecondont. Big joke? Big joke?

Oh, sorry, wasn't shouting at you. To prevent riots, huh?

44 posted on 03/22/2009 11:02:49 AM PDT by LucyT
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To: voveo

“Many a truth is said in jest”

perfectly put


45 posted on 03/22/2009 11:05:00 AM PDT by DesertRhino (Dogs earn the title of "man's best friend", Muslims hate dogs,,add that up.)
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To: kristinn
Biden from the Politico article: “I understand these are dark days for the newspaper business, but I hate it when people say that newspapers are obsolete. That’s totally untrue. I know from firsthand experience. I recently got a puppy, and you can’t housebreak a puppy on the Internet.”

Now that's pretty funny.

46 posted on 03/22/2009 11:05:44 AM PDT by shove_it (and have a nice day)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

***Bambi’s ego won’t allow for him to sit there and be mocked, even if it is by friends.***

I don’t think he has any real friends. That’s part of the problem.


47 posted on 03/22/2009 11:05:54 AM PDT by baseballmom (Philadelphia Phillies - 2008 World Series Champions!!)
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To: thecodont

“thecodont”

Oops, misspelled.


48 posted on 03/22/2009 11:06:58 AM PDT by LucyT
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To: Fresh Wind

>>As far as I’m concerned, Biden can be president starting tomorrow.<<

And by Wednesday, we’ll be wishing that 0bama were back. Old Joe has never met a minority he won’t insult; nor pick a fight against no one.

If that POS becomes POTUS, the whole world will laugh (harder) at us.


49 posted on 03/22/2009 11:08:13 AM PDT by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners.)
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To: italianquaker
"odumbo must love this"

Actually, yes. I have considered that Obama's "people" keep this story alive to keep a segment of the opposition busy chasing the possibility and ambusing Supreme Court Justices with questions in public about matters that they are trying to get heard before the Court.

50 posted on 03/22/2009 11:09:19 AM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde (America: Home of the Free Because of the Brave)
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To: baseballmom

Good catch - I should have used the term “brown nosers”


51 posted on 03/22/2009 11:09:58 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Serkit 3/19/09 "Slow Joe needs to stay out of the deep end of the Think Tank")
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To: Recon Dad

O ne
B ig
A ss
M istake,
A merica

Now that’s funny. I don’t care what you say...


52 posted on 03/22/2009 11:10:52 AM PDT by UltraKonservativen (( YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID!!!))
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To: Fresh Wind

I agree and God help me I would even accept Hillary as VP.


53 posted on 03/22/2009 11:10:58 AM PDT by autumnraine (Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose- Kris Kristoferrson VIVA LA REVOLUTION!)
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To: Ann Archy

Why does that thought make me cackle like a hyena?? Oh my, one can only hope.


54 posted on 03/22/2009 11:12:18 AM PDT by autumnraine (Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose- Kris Kristoferrson VIVA LA REVOLUTION!)
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To: thecodont

The only thing is that he would not be president because the Obama ticket was invalid anyway. I really do not know what the remedy would be.

One thing for sure. I am positive down to my very soul that Obama is not eligible to be president.

One day the truth will come out. It always does.


55 posted on 03/22/2009 11:13:18 AM PDT by waxer1 ( Live Free or Die; Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death)
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To: Danae
I heard “Thank you Mr. Justice.”

Yes, on the YouTube version.

But on the live broadcast, I heard Stevens saying "Congratulations, Mr. President."

Just my perception, of course. At the time I heard it, I couldn't believe my ears.

56 posted on 03/22/2009 11:13:33 AM PDT by thecodont
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To: thecodont

Very interesting.


57 posted on 03/22/2009 11:13:45 AM PDT by autumnraine (Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose- Kris Kristoferrson VIVA LA REVOLUTION!)
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To: LucyT

I don’t know if the justices were in on it. Scalia was eye to eye with Orly and sincerely said he doesn’t know anything about the cases. That included Corts, Bergs, Donofrios and Orlys.

Thomas was at a funeral during the scheduling of one of the conferences. Yet the clerks are forging their names as reviewing the cases.

If the Justices were in on it, they wouldn’t need to have their names forged. They could sign off as denying personally and then decline comment.


58 posted on 03/22/2009 11:16:45 AM PDT by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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To: STE=Q

Yeah, that was called a “Freudian slip”.


59 posted on 03/22/2009 11:16:57 AM PDT by autumnraine (Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose- Kris Kristoferrson VIVA LA REVOLUTION!)
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To: kristinn

Pretty funny, Joe. You’re working for a Kenyan-born, illegal alien without a Selective Service number. Pretty funny, huh?


60 posted on 03/22/2009 11:19:13 AM PDT by laweeks
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