The ghost of George Washington appears, and obama says, “How can I best serve my country?”
Washington says, “Never tell a lie,”
uhhh, errr, hmmm! Says obama, I don’t know about that. Too late!
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...obama says, “How can I best serve my country?”
Jefferson says, “Listen to the people,”
Yeah right, no way! I really won’t and can’t do that. Not part of THE PLAN.
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...obama says, “How can I best serve my country?”
Lincoln says, “Go to the theater.”
The ghosts of Washington, Jefferson and Lincoln appeared to Obama and he stood before them in complete silence. They waited politely to give him time to get over his apparent shock, when Michelle suddenly ran into the room. “Honey, I told you never to turn off your teleprompter!” she said, flipping the switch.
“How can I best serve my country?” Obama asked.
haha.. woah. :|