Posted on 02/09/2009 8:34:38 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Hey there!!
good to see you!
Wow...that is great... Did they post the contents of the letter?
Man! I have missed SOOOO much!
Had to reorder checks for my Dad, taking Mom’s name off.
These things ALWAYS take time!
Got a lot of reading to do.
I have no doubt she will bring it up...
;-)
and GOD BLESS JIM!!!!!!
Hmmm....Lemme see.....Midday...on a Monday....!!!!!!
I got it...
All the third shift workers at the booming, bustling factories that make RV's?
Doesn’t baby Castro know companies are losing millions in TV time by his slouching in?
I know he’d better not interrupt 24.
Oh sure he’ll be on Fox... (spit).
Hey Rush, you missed this:
Jobs for illegals, not citizens. So much for ‘Buy American’ protectionism ... I guess he meant buy what’s made in America.
My wife just called... crying
Looks like her 17 year old cat is sick again. Six months ago, we spent ~$3000 to revive it from a thyroid/heart ailment.
Looks like a relapse. We’re not so keen to spend that much again on an old kitty.
I’ll know more when my wife gets back from the vet.
Between Obama and the cat, I’ll have a stress induced heart attack in the next few weeks.
ditto that for me!
Poor kitty. Prayers up.
Poor kitty. :( We lost our Purrcival to cancer about 1-1/2 years ago. Hoping for a good report from the vet. Keep us posted, please.
post # 43 here.Great stuff,JimRob really came through.
BINGO RUSH!!
They will NEVER report it again.....
they will NOT report that the people are speaking....
The leasson the learned.....
Demonstrating perhaps the most bizarre sense of timing ever, the Republican Senatorial Campaign just called looking for $200, promising a filibuster for the seating of Franken. Woopie shiat. The gubermint is about to hang $2T of debt around the neck of my children and grandchildren and they are worried about one more clown joining a house of clowns? STOP PORKULUS. That’s the priority. If ever a filibuster was needed it is now. Do they honestly think I want one nickel of my money going to the likes of Specter, Collins, or Snow???
Go to the Fox website...’House’ HAS been bumped...people on the ‘House’ forum are NOT very happy. ‘24’ is still listed in its regular timeslot.
$3000 for a 17 year old sick cat!?
Prayers up for sweet kitty.
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