The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Monday, February 9, 2009

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

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This just in from Rush's site: "Alert the Drive-By Media: Rush Returns to the Program Today!".... I had thought he wasn't due back until Monday, but...

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Welcome to day 21 of the Socialist 0-ccupation of America.

There are 1365days left until Americans can institute regime change.

There are 1440days until America can truly be free of our 0-ppressor.

(((((Ping))))

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Reporting for duty!

[Hildy]

Oh..I can’t WAIT to hear Rush today...Sanity in an INSANE world.

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

Howdy.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Congratulations on winning the Official Rush Limbaugh Thread Golden EIB Microphone! Can't wait to hear Rush today. After the passing of our dearly beloved Poodle this weekend (RIP Shaggy) I needed a dose of Rush today!

[tapatio]

Thanks for the ping

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Oh, I’m so sorry. Poor Shaggy.

[goodnesswins]

I don’t think RUSH is on today...it’s one of the MARK’S...

[Enterprise]

I wonder if Rush had a to-do list last week. Let's see, stock up on food, water, weapons, ammunition, medical supplies, toiletries, and what was that last thing, oh yes, set up a transmitter over the border and set up a satellite channel in preparation for the "fairness" doctrine.

WELCOME BACK RUSH - the bullying of America continues!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Go look at the header on his website, rushlimbaugh.com.

[Enterprise]

Obama Signs Presidential Determination Allowing Palestinians Loyal to Hamas to Resettle In US

Hopefully the determination encourages them to settle in San Francisco.

[Crazieman]

Rush is IN THE HOUSE TODAY, per his website

[goodnesswins]

OH, THANK YOU...THANK YOU....I'm soooooo glad he's back....he must have reconsidered!!! Welcome back, Rush!!!

[lormand]

IN

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Hey how’s Genny? and you?

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

We R gud thank you. Survived winter and today its summer again.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Thank you.

The one thing that did make it easier was knowing the past 8 years of his life, while he was our companion, he had the best life. :) He was the king of the house. He had been abused before he came to us, but I can honestly say, the Shaggy man never wanted for anything.

[WeldonsRight]

Let’s ROLL!
I think I’ll fire up a cigar, just to celebrate.

[Canedawg]

Sorry to hear about your Shaggy. There is a profound sadness unlike any other when one loses a beloved fur-baby.