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Smoking Rooms Eliminated Following Erection
ShortNews - Scottland ^
| Dec 2008
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Posted on 01/05/2009 11:57:09 AM PST by rface
Only two months after smoking areas were erected at two hospitals, the desire to go smoke-free on the premises will eliminate the smoking rooms entirely and replace them with smoking shelters.
NHS Lothian (Scottland) will eliminate smoking rooms at Royal Edinburgh as well as at Astley Ainslie. The will then provide smoking shelters in it's phased shut down of the indoor smoking areas. The Health Board claims the action will assist smokers in quitting.
The Health Board states, "These shelters will act as a platform to promote our stop smoking services, to encourage people to seek help to give up smoking from one of our dedicated smoking cessation nurses."
TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bigtobacco; clintonlegacy; lewinsky; smokingnazis
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To: rface
This is one erection certain to last longer than four hours...
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:06:27 PM PST
by
Wyatt's Torch
(I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
To: rface
To: rface
Ahhh....
nothing like a good cigar and a stiff one to end the day.
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:07:38 PM PST
by
gimme1ibertee
(Sarahlution!!!!!)
To: rface
So the smokers are being prematurely ejected from the building?
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:07:38 PM PST
by
Centurion2000
(To protect and defend ... against all enemies, foreign and domestic .... by any means necessary.)
To: JamesP81
Reporters don’t write headlines. They’re generally written by copy editors.
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:07:40 PM PST
by
Borges
To: rface
To: JamesP81
I was strolling around Sydney, Australia one morning, and came across two scaffolding guys wearing their company t-shirts....which offered "erections". It's a brit kinda term.
(They wouldn't sell me a shirt....; I tried)
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:09:22 PM PST
by
ErnBatavia
("Zero"..STILL using that stupid "Office of The President Elect" podium....)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
The SHORT News! Ya caint make this schmidt up!
The "shrinkage factor" must have been involved.
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:10:05 PM PST
by
gimme1ibertee
(Sarahlution!!!!!)
To: rface
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:10:42 PM PST
by
Paladin2
(No, pundits strongly believe that the proper solution is more dilution.)
To: rface
In before the Clinton photos.
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:12:24 PM PST
by
weegee
(Obamunism, just another word for the policies of a NeoCom.)
To: JamesP81
Probably a copy editor trying to be funny; reporters don’t write the headlines.
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:13:38 PM PST
by
rwfromkansas
("Carve your name on hearts, not marble." - C.H. Spurgeon)
To: gimme1ibertee
Notice it’s from Scotland. From personal experience, kilts get pretty chilly out on the moors and fens.
To: JamesP81
Reporters don’t always write their own headlines.
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:14:49 PM PST
by
LucyJo
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:15:32 PM PST
by
gimme1ibertee
(Sarahlution!!!!!)
To: Paladin2
I thought it read “ELECTION” at first too, but it’s actually “ERECTION.”
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:16:02 PM PST
by
library user
(Rod Blagojevich should have been TIME MAGAZINE'S "Person of the Year.")
To: rface
"What's all this fuss about smoke rooms and erections?"
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:17:53 PM PST
by
lormand
(...somewhere in Illinois, a village has lost it's marxist community organizer.)
To: library user
I thought it read “ELECTION” at first too, but it’s actually “ERECTION.Maybe this story came from a Tokyo newspaper.
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:18:31 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(I hate Illinois Marxists)
To: weegee
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:20:02 PM PST
by
abb
("What ISN'T in the news is often more important than what IS." Ed Biersmith, 1942 -)
To: rface
As John McCain has said "Erections have consequences".
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:21:15 PM PST
by
McGruff
To: rface
Another boner from the planning people.
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posted on
01/05/2009 12:22:17 PM PST
by
loungitude
(The truth hurts.)
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