Vanity: What to say when Democratic family & friends bring up the election? (Don't won't to alienate

Vanity | 11/5/08 | Vanity

[prolifefirst]

I don't want to spoil futue chances to convert them.

[Max7]

Excellent point. I think there SHOULD be a caucus specifically for white people. And a separate one for Hispanics. And a separate one for Muslims. And a separate one for athesists. And a separate one for Blacks (oh, we already have one of those. Pardon me.) And a separate one for any other group that happens to feel disenfranchised and overlooked for any reason whatsoever. Great idea. Maybe then we can all get along? (Hmm, where have I heard that question before?) This will never end.

[blondee123]

I tied black crepe ribbons to our flag earlier. If anyone asks, I’ll tell them exactly why. I frankly don’t care what they think.

My flag is flying high in my front yard, UPSIDE DOWN!

[wally_bert]

Your daughter sounds like the main cousin in question. He never married (very likely gay - that never bothered me) but loves the Euro-weenie way and sees nothing wrong with it.

On my next trip up to visit the fam, which I haven't made in a long while due to a lot of reasons, I will probably run into him. As long as he doesn't get preachy, it will be OK. I am leaning towards that he won't. Apart from having very little sense, he is fairly intellectual.

When he was a kid, he reminds me of a liberal Alex P. Keaton, complete with briefcase and NY Times. Once, I thought that was humorous, not any more.

[cookcounty]

When Christmas comes, give them a greeting card and a note saying you sent, in their name, a gift card to George Obama in Kenya

[RetiredArmy]

Probably could get it, but he will be spending more time at the House on the Hood trying to hustle the Bush clan out the door as fast as he can. He is probably going to make reservations at a Motel 6 for Bush and let him move over there while they redecorate the Hood House in native African garb. Mud hut for the brother too live in when he visits, lions, zebra, wildebeests, elephants, etc. roaming on the Hood House lawn to keep the grass cut, etc. And since Bush had a lot too do with the chosen one getting the Hood House, he should be buried in the mail also, so I choose the Hood House to send them too.

[kempster]

When my dumb a.. brother in law called this morning to gloat he said I sounded like I was down this morning. I said, “you’ll have to excuse me I’m trying to get used to the idea that I now live in a Communist country”.

[KriegerGeist]

"You should tell her Obama has made you rethink your priorities, she should have no problem making it on her own in a changed society, and you plan to leave all your money and property to UNICEF...”"

All my worldly goods are going to my Conservative brother. As for my daughter: NO CHRISTMAS FOR HER! "...are there no prisons? are there no work houses? Bah HUMBUG!

With middle finger raised in salute to congratulate Dictator-elect Ayatollah Abu Barak al Hussein bin Obama: RE-DISTRBUTE THIS!

[gotribe]

Tell ‘em your finances are in good shape for any eventuality and ask “Are yours?”

[petercooper]

bttt

[ArrogantBustard]

Just give it a year’s time, they’ll be too embarrassed to admit that they voted for him!

We said stuff like that in 1992.

I know people who, to this day, are PROUD of their votes for klinton. They're also PROUD of their vote for Hussein.

They aren't living in a mental institutuion, either.

[Marak]

Excellent!

[Melas]

Excellent advice.

[MrB]

Anyone have the 0bama SS images?

Gun to the head of a man on his knees;
SS finding a trapdoor, German shepherd at hand.

[Ditter]

Tell them you gave all your extra cash to McCain/Palin and they will have to wait till next year AFTER prez BO sends you your check.

[OpusatFR]

Just wait until March 09. I’d like to see letters to the editors, postings on various sites, email to the MSM blogs, about Zero’s “progress.”

[SoftballMominVA]

There is none so blind as those who will not see

They will see the light on their own, or not at all, no matter what you say

Walk away and protect your own sanity.

[misterrob]

I am not going to root against Obama. That to me is putting country second and politics first.

On the other hand, I will not be surprised when he fails. He promised too much and was more than happy to adopt the role of the secular messiah.

[denfurb]

Best reply so far :-)

[silverleaf]

Ah Kempster-
For the holidays you have to buy a goat from OFXFAM or World Vision and donate it in your brother’s honor- Merry Christmas! If a goat costs too much, buy a chicken.

http://animal.discovery.com/news/afp/20051219/xmasgoats.html?source=rss

[trisham]

Heh. This could even be fun.