Ah Kempster-
For the holidays you have to buy a goat from OFXFAM or World Vision and donate it in your brother’s honor- Merry Christmas! If a goat costs too much, buy a chicken.
http://animal.discovery.com/news/afp/20051219/xmasgoats.html?source=rss
Actually, that is a good idea. Or I could give him gifts and then take them and hand them out to other members of the family.