When my dumb a.. brother in law called this morning to gloat he said I sounded like I was down this morning. I said, “you’ll have to excuse me I’m trying to get used to the idea that I now live in a Communist country”.
Ah Kempster-
For the holidays you have to buy a goat from OFXFAM or World Vision and donate it in your brother’s honor- Merry Christmas! If a goat costs too much, buy a chicken.
http://animal.discovery.com/news/afp/20051219/xmasgoats.html?source=rss