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News Bulletin: Busch to Resign? "The Cat Doth Play, and After Slay"

Posted on 10/26/2008 6:06:10 AM PDT by Candybar

It has been rumored that Obama's henchmen have approached Busch's staff. The topic is that Obama has asked Busch, in the best interests of our country, to resign immediately after the election.

It is said that there would be a couple weeks for President Busch and his wife to collect all their things. Obama, it is said, has graciously offered to fly them to anywhere they coose!

Osam thinks he has this election sewed up. He is wrong.

McCain is going to snatch it away from Obama in a tight election! The Osama people will be up in arms!


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: beeber; busch; dontpostwhendrunk; noobvanityzot; obama; ohthehugevanity; president; resignation
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To: Girlene

Thanks for the ping. Been at the pig rodeo all weekend. Love the pic..


241 posted on 10/26/2008 4:30:43 PM PDT by bigheadfred (Fresh deer liver and heart for breakfast this morning. Beats the sh!+ out of Iranian caviar any day)
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To: darkwing104

OK, but howcome there’s no Viking Kitties in this thread thingie?


242 posted on 10/26/2008 5:02:54 PM PDT by norton
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To: Condor51

Thanks, see my post to Darkwing.


243 posted on 10/26/2008 5:03:43 PM PDT by norton
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To: Old Sarge
Annotated Tolkien and the Election Cycle

Cheers!

244 posted on 10/26/2008 5:45:13 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

See my post #6 on that thread!

Ta!


245 posted on 10/26/2008 5:46:57 PM PDT by Old Sarge (Illic Est Haud Deus)
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To: xJones; Charles Henrickson

“Or Sarah could have bought just one black polyester pants suit like Hillary did. You remember dear ‘old crusty’, that Hillary could take off and stand it up in a corner?”

Indeed I do. In fact, our own Charles Henrickson wrote the following parody:

CRUSTY THE PANTSUIT
(To the tune of “Frosty the Snowman”)

Crusty the pantsuit
Was like clothes that you’d discard,
With a sweat-stained top
And a stretched-out butt
And two legs that smelled like lard.

Crusty the pantsuit
Was pulled out most ev’ry day.
As she put it on,
Hilly sang this song:
“Black is slimming, so they say.”

She must have bought the pantsuit from
A wizard or an elf,
For when she took it off at night,
It stood up all by itself!
Oh . . .

Crusty the pantsuit
Was a fashion felony,
But the Freepers say,
“We can laugh and play
With these threads on Hillary.”

Frumpety frump frump,
Frumpety frump frump,
Look at Crusty glow.

Rumpety rump rump,
Rumpety rump rump,
Over the Hill we go!

Charlie Henrickson


246 posted on 10/26/2008 5:47:33 PM PDT by Purrcival (Oh, go ahead and say it: Barack Obama is a Socialist)
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To: Purrcival; Charles Henrickson

ROTFL! I bow to sheer genius...:)


247 posted on 10/26/2008 5:54:09 PM PDT by xJones
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To: norton
They are here...


248 posted on 10/26/2008 5:57:30 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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To: Old Sarge
Oh My!

(thanks)

249 posted on 10/26/2008 8:00:39 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: ExiledChicagoan
Anheuser-Busch

It's Anheuser-BUSH!

It's President BUSCH and Anheuser-BUSH....

Or something like that....

250 posted on 10/26/2008 8:48:09 PM PDT by dirtbiker (The most important requirement to be a liberal is a single-digit IQ....)
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To: Candybar

Candy bar caper ends in 2 arrests

Staff and wire reports

A strong-arm robbery involving candy bars led to the arrest of two men early Wednesday in Cathedral City.

Brothers Luis Garcia, 22, and Salvadore Garcia III, 31, went to the AM-PM at 68500 Ramon Road to buy beer when Luis Garcia stole candy bars, according to Cathedral City police.

When stopped by the clerk, Luis Garcia fought, constituting a strong-arm robbery, police said. Salvadore Garcia helped his brother during the fight, police said.

According to police, the two fled in a dark GMC pickup truck. The clerk was able to provide police with a license plate number, which they traced to an address on Avenida La Paz.

Officers found the truck parked in the driveway, where the suspects were drinking beer, police said. The brothers were arrested.

The stolen candy bars were recovered near the apartment, police said, as was the clerk's shoe, which was taken during the incident.


Was it Bush beer?
251 posted on 10/26/2008 10:55:10 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( God doesn't wear a wristwatch.)
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To: ozark hilljilly
BUSCH?

Busch will resign, leaving Michelob in charge. It's not known what Bud will do.

252 posted on 10/26/2008 11:07:54 PM PDT by meyer (The second amendment is NOT about hunting)
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To: Candybar
Posted on Sunday, October 26, 2008 7:06:10 AM

A little early to be drinking, no?

And on the Lord's Day?
253 posted on 10/27/2008 9:41:20 AM PDT by BJClinton (McPalin 2008)
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