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News Bulletin: Busch to Resign? "The Cat Doth Play, and After Slay"

Posted on 10/26/2008 6:06:10 AM PDT by Candybar

It has been rumored that Obama's henchmen have approached Busch's staff. The topic is that Obama has asked Busch, in the best interests of our country, to resign immediately after the election.

It is said that there would be a couple weeks for President Busch and his wife to collect all their things. Obama, it is said, has graciously offered to fly them to anywhere they coose!

Osam thinks he has this election sewed up. He is wrong.

McCain is going to snatch it away from Obama in a tight election! The Osama people will be up in arms!


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: beeber; busch; dontpostwhendrunk; noobvanityzot; obama; ohthehugevanity; president; resignation
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To: Candybar
Is this an entry for the "Most Illiterate Post of the Year" contest or what?
121 posted on 10/26/2008 6:31:03 AM PDT by capt. norm (Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.)
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To: hershey

Its dat public skul learnin what makes him so smard! Tanks teecherz yoonyin!


122 posted on 10/26/2008 6:31:25 AM PDT by April Lexington (I'm voting for McCain in 2008 and Jefferson Davis in 2012)
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To: xcamel
That reminds me of a joke. A Swedish woman goes into an American bar. "I'd like to have a beer," she says, in a heavy Swedish accent.

"Yes, ma'am," says the bartender. "Anheuser Busch?"

"Oh, just fine," she replies. "And how's your penis?

123 posted on 10/26/2008 6:32:34 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: Mr Ramsbotham

LMAO!


124 posted on 10/26/2008 6:33:09 AM PDT by Snurple (VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
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To: 1rudeboy; Mr. K; yazoo; Bringbackthedraft

All you guys had brilliant replies! This is hilarious. We should certainly save this thread as a “best of”..

Ha! Ha! Ha! I am laughing so hard now.. “Busch.. Boosh”... Oh.. God..

My favorite zinger from someone was “In before the Hangover”


125 posted on 10/26/2008 6:33:27 AM PDT by SoftwareEngineer
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To: Candybar

126 posted on 10/26/2008 6:33:27 AM PDT by cowboyway ("The beauty of the Second Amendment is you won't need it until they try to take it away"--Jefferson)
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To: Mr Ramsbotham

LOL!


127 posted on 10/26/2008 6:33:29 AM PDT by xcamel (Conservatives start smart, and get rich, liberals start rich, and get stupid.)
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To: Candybar

I love satire.


128 posted on 10/26/2008 6:34:09 AM PDT by WorkerbeeCitizen (An inadequately policed Conservative)
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To: RGSpincich

One of the greatest volcano/ash cloud/lightning shots of all time.


129 posted on 10/26/2008 6:34:20 AM PDT by xcamel (Conservatives start smart, and get rich, liberals start rich, and get stupid.)
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To: Candybar

A beer or three in the hand is worth two in the Busch, i’d say........


130 posted on 10/26/2008 6:34:29 AM PDT by dokmad
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To: crosslink

Y’all don’t be so hard on this person, I remember a hot stripper from Dallas from back in the ‘60s that was named candy bar.


131 posted on 10/26/2008 6:35:19 AM PDT by antisocial (Texas SCV - Deo Vindice)
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To: Candybar

Get out the tinfoil caps ,,, I smell OZONE . . .


132 posted on 10/26/2008 6:35:49 AM PDT by lionheart 247365 ((Socialism . . . a catalyst for apathy on the road to communism ))
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To: Candybar
Budweiser Bought By Foreigners?
133 posted on 10/26/2008 6:36:09 AM PDT by jellybean (Write in Fred! - Proud Ann-droid and a Steyn-aholic)
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To: antisocial

Didn’t she work for Jack Ruby for awhile?


134 posted on 10/26/2008 6:36:18 AM PDT by John W (Maverick I can do, but, Messiah is above my paygrade)
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To: rickmichaels

“Who’s Busch?”

Why, that’s the king of beers!


135 posted on 10/26/2008 6:38:18 AM PDT by J40000
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To: ozark hilljilly

Does this mean there will be no BudLite?


136 posted on 10/26/2008 6:39:32 AM PDT by Paladin2 (Palin for President! (RINOs? PUMA))
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To: antisocial

Dad told me about one down that way named Kitt Colt and her Twin 44s.


137 posted on 10/26/2008 6:39:33 AM PDT by Tennessee_Bob (They're illegal aliens, not immigrants - there is a difference!)
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To: Candybar

BS... Barbra Striesand

President Cheney would be their worst nightmare


138 posted on 10/26/2008 6:40:27 AM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 . Ferengi?.....Probably not, but he sure has the lobes)
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To: Candybar
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139 posted on 10/26/2008 6:41:34 AM PDT by ladyvet (WOLVERINES!!!!!)
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To: Candybar; lilycicero; bigheadfred

140 posted on 10/26/2008 6:43:17 AM PDT by Girlene
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