I'm schlocked!.......
Posted on 04/21/2008 6:46:13 AM PDT by no nau
White House security personnel have reportedly booted a young female intern off the staff after discovering she was a mole planted by the Democrats -- on a mission to seduce President George W. Bush!
While the mystery woman's name has not been revealed and the strange incident has been hushed up, administration sources claim that sneaky Democrats cooked up the botched scheme, hoping to create a Monica Lewinsky-type scandal and unseat Bush.
"The infiltrator was unmasked within six weeks after Inauguration Day," said a high-level Republican Party source. "Because of the swift actions taken by the White House staff, this individual never had an opportunity to spend any time alone with the President."
Sources say that the mole brought suspicion upon herself from the first day.
"She was very flirtatious, always flashing a lot of cleavage and thigh," said a White House insider. "Her politics also didn't seem to match what she had written in her application. She once called Rush Limbaugh, who's a conservative icon, 'an idiot.' "
But the straw that broke the camel's back came when the attractive intern confided to a White House worker that she was planning to quit "as soon as I earn my presidential kneepads" --- a phrase coined by former Clinton galpal Monica Lewinsky.
The concerned worker reported the incident to superiors, who responded quickly.
Grilled by security personnel, the intern reportedly confessed that she had been sent to "boink" the President by Democratic operatives, who dubbed the mission Operation Bushwhack. But she couldn't or wouldn't name the people who put her up to it.
The Republican Party source says that even if the planted intern had been able to get President Bush alone, he would never have succumbed to her advances.
"Unlike his predecessor, President Bush is a person of high moral caliber and deeply committed to his marriage," the source said. "Also, his personal relationship with Jesus Christ is incredibly important to him. This kind of ploy would never have worked."
The White House has issued no official comment on the alleged mole operation. But many Republicans on Capitol Hill are outraged at the below-the-belt tactics.
"The Democrats talk about bipartisanship, then we find out they're resorting to this kind of outrageous dirty trick," said a GOP leader who asked that his name not be used.
Democrats deny any involvement in the plot and say they are "offended" that anyone would even think they might have had something to do with planting the intern.
"Sounds like a troubled girl, acting on her own," said a Democratic strategist. "It's sad that there's such suspicion in Washington."
This is old news. I remember hearing about it years ago.
Somehow, I don't think G.W. would have taken the bait, anyway.
I thought the WWN was defunct?
Those dirty demorats...
Those dirty demorats...
I'm schlocked!.......
The difference between the Dems and President Bush- they act like stupid frat boys in the WH, President Bush is a professional.
Maybe one of the Dem candidates can hire her to entrap the other.
Considering this is old news, why has she and the DNC never been brought up on treason charges? Playing political games in a campaign is one thing, but directly attempting to subvert the power of the Commander in Chief of the US Armed Forces is all out treason.
OK, I’m assuming no one is taking this serious. Of course this IS the publication showing a space alien meeting with both Clinton and Bush before their electoral wins... and both did win after meeting with the space alien so just maybe... /s ;-)
So was she going to have a 35 lb. baby or was she part space alien?
And the liberals deny that they are mentally ill.
Clinton mistreated that young Jewish intern with an abuse of everything (power), but Democrats in addition refused to take Clinton down and in their self righteousness they sent in a supposed sex bomb to destroy President Bush.
Looks like Limbaugh foiled her plot to earn kneepads through his covert OPERATION EXPOSURE, where he has so infuriated Democrats that they don't know when to shut up anymore!
Despite the source, I believe this story is true. At least, it’s fully in character for the Democrats. ;)
“It’s sad that there’s such suspicion in Washington.”
Sad, but necessary.
Too funny. I must be a demrat plant, when Rush referred to W as a Conservative, I called him an idiot. When he tells US we have to vote for McQueeq, guess what, I'll call him an idiot again. Blackbird.
"Sounds like a troubled girl, acting on her own," said a Democratic strategist. "It's sad that there's such suspicion in Washington."
ROTFLMAO That's the funniest thing to come out of Washington in months.
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