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FR CANTEEN MISSION STATEMENT
Showing support and boosting the morale of our military and our allied military and the family members of the above. Honoring those who have served before.
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Posted on 02/05/2008 5:56:38 PM PST by beachn4fun
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FR CANTEEN MISSION STATEMENT
Showing support and boosting the morale of our military and our allied military and the family members of the above. Honoring those who have served before.
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Whatza madder? Lost your sense of humor?
How about this one.....
Karl and Milly were lying in bed one night. Carl was falling asleep but Milly was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.”
Wearily Karl reached across, held her hand for a second, and rolled over to try to fall asleep.
A few moments later she said, “Then you used to kiss me.” Mildly irritated, he leaned across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled back down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said, “Then you used to bite my neck.”
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
“Where are you going?” she asked.
“To GET my teeth,” he replied.
Much needed.
Hugs
Two peanuts were walking down the street, and one of them was “assaulted”
peanut.
Many thanks for todays lesson.
Evening
LOL
hey, don’t you have to go watch tv, crunch numbers, prepare to torture you students, or something?
Stay away from that 50!!!!!
As any eight-year-old boy will tell you, the ability to make underarm noises is an impressive skill. It takes determination, drive and lots of practice. If you want to learn how to make underarm noises, you just have to follow a few simple rules. In a few short hours, you will have grossed out everyone for miles around.
Instructions
Difficulty: Moderately Easy
Steps
Step 1 Prepare your armpit. Underarms are stinky and are festering germ pools. Not really the place you want to put your hand. So before attempting to make underarm noises, wash the area thoroughly with soap and water. Deodorant just makes things sticky, so skip it for now.
Step 2 Wear the right attire. A sleeveless shirt makes for easy access.
Step 3 Get the area wet. Seasoned pros can skip this step, but applying a bit of water to your underarm can make your first attempts much easier. In a pinch, spit works just as well.
Step 4 Gather together an audience. Underarm noises are much funnier when there are other people around. So call your whole family in the room to witness your brilliance.
Step 5 Assume the position. Place your right hand under your left arm, and cup it over the fleshy part of your armpit. Bend the elbow of your left arm, while flapping it up and down like a chicken’s wing. The faster you do this, the better sound you will make.
Step 6 Practice makes perfect. If you don’t get it right away, don’t get discouraged. Just keep trying.
Tips & Warnings
Most teachers, bosses, girl friends, or moms don’t see the humor in making underarm noises. Don’t even try to help them see the error of their ways.
Evening Sandy.
Good evening, taz
rough day?
HUGS
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Evening Schatzi, Smooch.
Returns must be coming in. Network is getting mighty slow.
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Everything is pretty good, thanks. How are you?
Stay away from what 50?
We had a kid put a real mouse tail in their mouth.
Oh, never mind
LOL
Thats funny.
My dawg has no nose.
No nose you ask. How does he smell!!??
Awful
woof!
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