Whatza madder? Lost your sense of humor?
How about this one.....
Karl and Milly were lying in bed one night. Carl was falling asleep but Milly was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.”
Wearily Karl reached across, held her hand for a second, and rolled over to try to fall asleep.
A few moments later she said, “Then you used to kiss me.” Mildly irritated, he leaned across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled back down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said, “Then you used to bite my neck.”
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
“Where are you going?” she asked.
“To GET my teeth,” he replied.
Thats funny.
My dawg has no nose.
No nose you ask. How does he smell!!??
Awful
woof!
A married couple, in their early 60s, was celebrating their 32nd wedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table.
She said: “For being such an exemplary married couple and
especially this time, I will grant you each a wish.”
“Oh, said the wife, I want to travel around the World with my darling husband” .
The fairy waved her magic wand ; and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner and Ten Thousand Dollars appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband’s turn.
He thought for a minute and said: “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. So I’m going with my mind and not my Heart.”
” I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”
The wife and the Fairy were shocked and disappointed.
But a wish is a wish.
So, the Fairy waved he r magic wand, and - Poof! the husband became 92 years old.
The Moral of the story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember; Fairies are Female.