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A married couple, in their early 60s, was celebrating their 32nd wedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table.

She said: “For being such an exemplary married couple and
especially this time, I will grant you each a wish.”

“Oh, said the wife, I want to travel around the World with my darling husband” .

The fairy waved her magic wand ; and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner and Ten Thousand Dollars appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband’s turn.

He thought for a minute and said: “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. So I’m going with my mind and not my Heart.”

” I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”

The wife and the Fairy were shocked and disappointed.

But a wish is a wish.

So, the Fairy waved he r magic wand, and - Poof! the husband became 92 years old.

The Moral of the story:

Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember; Fairies are Female.

Johnny, a very bright 5 year old, told his daddy he’d like to have a baby brother and, along with his request, offered to do whatever he could to help. His dad, a very bright 35 year old, paused for a moment and then replied, “ I’ll tell you what, Johnny, if you pray every day for two months for a baby brother, I guarantee that God will give you one!”

Johnny responded eagerly to his dad’s challenge and went to his bedroom early that night to start praying for a baby brother.

He prayed every night for a whole month, but after that time, he began to get skeptical. He checked around the neighborhood and found out that what he thought was going to happen, had never occurred in the history of the neighborhood. You just don’t pray for two months and then, whammo- a new baby brother. So, Johnny quit praying. After another month, Johnny’s mother went to the hospital. When she came back home, Johnny’s parents called him into the bedroom. He cautiously walked into the room, not expecting to find anything, and there was a little bundle lying right next to his mother. His dad pulled back the blanket and there was — not one baby brother, but two!! His mother had twins!

Johnny’s dad looked down at him and said, “Now aren’t you glad you prayed?”

Johnny hesitated a little and then looked up at his dad and said, “Yes, but aren’t you glad I quit when I did?”