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FReeper Canteen Presents Wacky Wednesday ~ 6 February 2008
February 5, 2008
| Entertaining the Troops Committee
Posted on 02/05/2008 5:56:38 PM PST by beachn4fun
FR CANTEEN MISSION STATEMENT Showing support and boosting the morale of our military and our allied military and the family members of the above. Honoring those who have served before.
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WACKY WEDNESDAY Welcome to the FR Canteens Wacky Wednesday where the plan for today is to be silly. Thats right. This is something that comes easy to most Canteeners, but we understand that it may not be easy for others. We hope that by spending the day with us youll soon get the hang of it. Today will be considered lesson one. Hopefully, by now you are getting the idea of how Wacky Wednesday works. Please join us for the month of February while Mrs. Nooseman, our very own new American citizen, takes a quick break. Please join in with some clean joke & pics.
Remember the Canteen is a family-friendly place.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Free Republic
KEYWORDS: canteen; entertainment; freepercanteen; humor; support; troops
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To: mylife
Whatza madder? Lost your sense of humor?
How about this one.....
Karl and Milly were lying in bed one night. Carl was falling asleep but Milly was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.”
Wearily Karl reached across, held her hand for a second, and rolled over to try to fall asleep.
A few moments later she said, “Then you used to kiss me.” Mildly irritated, he leaned across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled back down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said, “Then you used to bite my neck.”
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
“Where are you going?” she asked.
“To GET my teeth,” he replied.
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posted on
02/05/2008 6:51:26 PM PST
by
beachn4fun
(What part of "illegal" don't you understand?)
To: beachn4fun
142
posted on
02/05/2008 6:51:30 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
To: beachn4fun
Two peanuts were walking down the street, and one of them was “assaulted”
peanut.
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posted on
02/05/2008 6:52:07 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: The Mayor
Many thanks for todays lesson.
Evening
144
posted on
02/05/2008 6:52:35 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
To: Tanniker Smith
LOL
hey, don’t you have to go watch tv, crunch numbers, prepare to torture you students, or something?
Stay away from that 50!!!!!
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posted on
02/05/2008 6:52:38 PM PST
by
beachn4fun
(What part of "illegal" don't you understand?)
To: StarCMC; Kathy in Alaska; Bethbg79; EsmeraldaA; MoJo2001; Brad's Gramma; laurenmarlowe; ...
As any eight-year-old boy will tell you, the ability to make underarm noises is an impressive skill. It takes determination, drive and lots of practice. If you want to learn how to make underarm noises, you just have to follow a few simple rules. In a few short hours, you will have grossed out everyone for miles around.
Instructions
Difficulty: Moderately Easy
Steps
Step 1 Prepare your armpit. Underarms are stinky and are festering germ pools. Not really the place you want to put your hand. So before attempting to make underarm noises, wash the area thoroughly with soap and water. Deodorant just makes things sticky, so skip it for now.
Step 2 Wear the right attire. A sleeveless shirt makes for easy access.
Step 3 Get the area wet. Seasoned pros can skip this step, but applying a bit of water to your underarm can make your first attempts much easier. In a pinch, spit works just as well.
Step 4 Gather together an audience. Underarm noises are much funnier when there are other people around. So call your whole family in the room to witness your brilliance.
Step 5 Assume the position. Place your right hand under your left arm, and cup it over the fleshy part of your armpit. Bend the elbow of your left arm, while flapping it up and down like a chicken’s wing. The faster you do this, the better sound you will make.
Step 6 Practice makes perfect. If you don’t get it right away, don’t get discouraged. Just keep trying.
Tips & Warnings
Most teachers, bosses, girl friends, or moms don’t see the humor in making underarm noises. Don’t even try to help them see the error of their ways.
146
posted on
02/05/2008 6:52:54 PM PST
by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
To: SandRat
147
posted on
02/05/2008 6:53:05 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
To: TASMANIANRED
Good evening, taz
rough day?
HUGS
148
posted on
02/05/2008 6:53:07 PM PST
by
beachn4fun
(What part of "illegal" don't you understand?)
To: beachn4fun
149
posted on
02/05/2008 6:53:24 PM PST
by
beachn4fun
(What part of "illegal" don't you understand?)
To: beachn4fun
150
posted on
02/05/2008 6:53:33 PM PST
by
beachn4fun
(What part of "illegal" don't you understand?)
To: beachn4fun
151
posted on
02/05/2008 6:53:43 PM PST
by
beachn4fun
(What part of "illegal" don't you understand?)
To: MS.BEHAVIN
Evening Schatzi, Smooch.
Returns must be coming in. Network is getting mighty slow.
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posted on
02/05/2008 6:53:46 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
To: beachn4fun
153
posted on
02/05/2008 6:53:54 PM PST
by
beachn4fun
(What part of "illegal" don't you understand?)
To: MeekMom
Everything is pretty good, thanks. How are you?
154
posted on
02/05/2008 6:53:59 PM PST
by
GodBlessUSA
(US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You!. Prayers said for our Heroes!)
To: beachn4fun
155
posted on
02/05/2008 6:54:00 PM PST
by
Tanniker Smith
(Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of Dems . . .)
To: Radix
We had a kid put a real mouse tail in their mouth.
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posted on
02/05/2008 6:54:42 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
To: Tanniker Smith
157
posted on
02/05/2008 6:55:04 PM PST
by
beachn4fun
(What part of "illegal" don't you understand?)
To: beachn4fun
Thats funny.
My dawg has no nose.
No nose you ask. How does he smell!!??
Awful
woof!
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posted on
02/05/2008 6:55:11 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: beachn4fun; Tanniker Smith
I'll never tell......
(Now where did I put my ping lists?)
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posted on
02/05/2008 6:55:31 PM PST
by
BIGLOOK
(Keelhaul politicians. The Ship of State needs a good scrubbing!)
To: beachn4fun
No fair, I had to put Booboo to bed. ;)
Woo Hoo Beachn :)
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posted on
02/05/2008 6:55:39 PM PST
by
GodBlessUSA
(US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You!. Prayers said for our Heroes!)
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