Caption this picture of the Huckabees

[Yaelle]

"Honey, can't you hold this dog any tighter, darnit?"

[lady lawyer]

You’ll notice, I didn’t say a word. I just asked for captions.

[SpaceBar]

Not a caption but just some info: the son in the center of the back row is the one that hanged the stray dog.

[rockinqsranch]

My thoughts are all diabolically negative, so I’ll keep them to myself.

[elizabetty]

The Hickabees

[pnh102]

... we now resort to ridiculing his family portrait.

I remember when I was younger... there would be no way in heck that my parents would allow me to wear a shirt that was clearly too small in any picture. Maybe we were just superficial, but they could have done better here.

[Tatze]

Vertical stripes are very slimming.

They need more then.

[Yaelle]

Pathetic. FR has stooped so low.

Yes, and it's SO NEW, too. This is the very first time we have ever put funny captions on a photo around here.

[ICE-FLYER]

Hi, we're the Huckabee Family. Our position on everything is definately right of center and the left hates us (Which includes 95% of the media)...Thats why they are using an old picture when I and the family wieghed a lot, just to embarras us. Yeah, I know, the liberals are the people who defend the lame, the disadvantaged, and the outsacts...including heavy folks...But, not when you're a conservative. Because if you are to the right or in the GOP its all fair to do what they want and say what they want.

[donna]

lady lawyer,

Is this your family?

Which one is you?

[SoldierDad]

Is there a circus missing it’s tent?

[andy58-in-nh]

"Well, another long year has passed. My, my: where does the time go? As usual, it's been a busy year around the Huckabee Household, and we're sure you've been waiting anxiously to hear all about it! As you may recall from last season's Christmas Letter, we'd just returned from our around-the-world cruise, Junior had graduated (summa cum laude, of course!) from medical school, and I'd just gotten back from being awarded the Betty Crocker medal for my award-winning cupcakes, when our beloved Mike was deciding whether to run for President..."

[Uncle Miltie]

At least the dog is skinny.

[Red Badger]

Is that the official Arkansas Correctional Institution uniform?.......

[shield]

Here piggy piggy piggy

[1Old Pro]

Which one of the bubba boys hung the dawg?

[ValerieTexas]

The Mom has the dog by the throat, the dad is grabbing the dog’s leg. Whose dog is it? One they borrowed from a shelter for their son’s killing pleasure?

[CitizenUSA]

Theo: “You, lady lawyer, are part of the problem. Your tactics belong on DU, not FR.”

I’ll second that. Huckabee has some very terrible positions on the issues. THAT’s what we should be debating, not his family photo. How many FReepers would want their family photos placed on Free Republic or other sites for public ridicule?

[rineaux]

If Huckelberry is in the WH, that kitchen staff is going to be pulling triple shifts to feed the family.

This must be the before picture of Mike, right?

[Revolting cat!]

I thought Fatty Arbuckle was dead?!