"Well, another long year has passed. My, my: where does the time go? As usual, it's been a busy year around the Huckabee Household, and we're sure you've been waiting anxiously to hear all about it! As you may recall from last season's Christmas Letter, we'd just returned from our around-the-world cruise, Junior had graduated (summa cum laude, of course!) from medical school, and I'd just gotten back from being awarded the Betty Crocker medal for my award-winning cupcakes, when our beloved Mike was deciding whether to run for President..."
If Earth is in the balance, this bunch better stay at dead center.
ARRAGH! The dreaded “Dear ones...” email/letter!!