How do you lose 2 whales?........
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To: Red Badger
Well first you get a Romulan Bird of Prey, then give a guy the formula for transparent aluminum...............
2 posted on
05/30/2007 1:32:13 PM PDT by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: Red Badger
I think they were abducted by a starship from the future.
Anybody know where I can file a patent for transparent aluminum?
3 posted on
05/30/2007 1:32:38 PM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
To: Red Badger
You know, these things taste like chick...
Oh, did I type that? Uhh, yeah, go look out in the ocean or something. Pay no attention to my 40 foot smoker...
7 posted on
05/30/2007 1:34:05 PM PDT by
PugetSoundSoldier
(Tagline: Kinda like a chorus line but without the legs)
To: Red Badger
Ask Barbara Walters. She’s managed to do it on The View.
To: Red Badger
How do you lose 2 whales?
Well, you convince one to quit The View and the other to make another documentary film.
To: Red Badger
They vere close to the old base vhere they had nuclear wessels in Alameda...
11 posted on
05/30/2007 1:36:26 PM PDT by
JRios1968
(Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Ben Stein)
To: Red Badger
I'm afraid I have bad news for them.....
To: Red Badger
The probably turned into a pot of petunias.
14 posted on
05/30/2007 1:37:39 PM PDT by
P-40
(Al Qaeda was working in Iraq. They were just undocumented.)
To: Red Badger
I’m surprised they were not “rescued” for their own good and placed in SeaWorld’s luxurious accommodations.
To: Red Badger
"They could be anywhere," said Carol Singleton . . .Oh yeah? I've been wearing my anti-whale ring for fifteen years, and I can assure you they are not, and will not be, where I am right now. Those in Michael and Rosie's vicinity may have a different take.
To: Red Badger
It's called Kujira and it is very tasty.
19 posted on
05/30/2007 1:39:41 PM PDT by
mnehring
(Fred Thompson\Zell Miller '08 - Give the Dems and Terrorists Hell !!!!!!!!!!)
To: Red Badger
DH is out on the Bay right know and he just called me. Apparently there is a pod about 2 mile beyond the Gate. They think the two touring whales have joined up with them.
Whether they stole the formula for transparent aluminum is still a mystery.
20 posted on
05/30/2007 1:42:13 PM PDT by
pbear8
(Padre Pio please pray for Tony Snow and for inflorida)
To: Red Badger
To: Red Badger
“How do you lose 2 whales?........”
Remember, if you will, these are liberals we’re talking about. None of them is capable of finding even his/her own ass.
22 posted on
05/30/2007 1:43:54 PM PDT by
vetsvette
(Bring Him Back)
To: Red Badger
“It would be nice to have a dramatic ending where we’re standing on the Golden Gate Bridge as they pass under....Jeez! and then we all link hands and cry?...Get a grip.
To: Red Badger
How do you lose 2 whales?........ A Klingon Battle Cruiser with the cloaking device engaged transported them into a giant aquarium made of 12 inch thick plexiglass (because transparent aluminum hasn't been invented yet). And it wasn't a moment too soon, because a planet destroying probe is headed toward earth because it lost contact with the whales when we hunted them to extinction in the mid 21st century, and the radio waves it was sending to try to reestablish contact would have caused massive destruction to the planet.
To: Red Badger
You would think someone would have “tagged” them with homing devices...
To: Red Badger
I know how you can make a whale disappear...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4
28 posted on
05/30/2007 1:49:01 PM PDT by
Deguello
To: Red Badger
How do you lose 2 whales?........
32 posted on
05/30/2007 1:56:10 PM PDT by
magslinger
(Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors. And miss. R.A.Heinlein)
To: Red Badger
Is this something I’m supposed to care about?
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