Cleaning the T. Rex cage must have been interesting

Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal ^ | May 23, 2007 | Marty Russell

[EveningStar]

I would hate to have been the guy whose job it was to round up and herd a couple of T. rexes onto the ark.

This Memorial Day weekend marks the opening of the new Creation Museum in Petersburg, Ky., which purports to tell the history of the world based on creationism instead of evolution...

[BJClinton]

Bible verses, please. And which Bible interpretation?

(New International Version)
Job 40
15 "Look at the behemoth, which I made along with you and which feeds on grass like an ox.

16 What strength he has in his loins, what power in the muscles of his belly!

17 His tail sways like a cedar; the sinews of his thighs are close-knit.

18 His bones are tubes of bronze, his limbs like rods of iron.

19 He ranks first among the works of God, yet his Maker can approach him with his sword.

20 The hills bring him their produce, and all the wild animals play nearby.

21 Under the lotus plants he lies, hidden among the reeds in the marsh.

22 The lotuses conceal him in their shadow; the poplars by the stream surround him.

23 When the river rages, he is not alarmed; he is secure, though the Jordan should surge against his mouth.

24 Can anyone capture him by the eyes, or trap him and pierce his nose?

I was raised to believe it was referring to elephants or hippos but some YECs have been using to say it is the dinosaurs.

[Squidpup]

uh no - he’s at Kinkos

[Disambiguator]

That article is a bunch of TS.

:^D

[BJClinton]

Hey! Why the heck are you lumping Stephen King in with my namesake?

[BJClinton]

"And God created the platypus, and said, 'Let's see the evolutionists figure this one out!'"

Nah, I'm sure God knows how to use Google.

[Timothy]

Hey..what’s wrong with Possums?

[dynoman]

Q. What’s harder than getting a pregnant Brontosaurus into the ark?
A. Getting a Brontosaurus pregnant in the ark!

(Noah! Make them stop. I’m getting seasick!)

Were the animals on the ark full grown ones?

[Bommer]

Being labled a "Methodist" may not really mean that much.

Perhaps to you. But to a Methodist like me, it means a great deal. Keep playing your stupid game of besmirching religions because of the hypocrites in them. Blast the Catholics for their Kennedy's and their pedophilia priests. Don't just stop at one religion. Lay them all wasted!

[BJClinton]

I think God spoke it into existence.

I'm really curious, what about the dinosaurs? When were they created?

[mewzilla]

That article is a bunch of TS.

Hee hee!!! Good one!

[BJClinton]

Sounds like more stereotypical derision

From me? My apologies if I offended. Let's talk about dinosaurs and humans coexisting.

Have human and dinosaur remains ever been found together? Is there any evidence, written or archeological, that this occured?

[Badeye]

‘Hey..what’s wrong with Possums?’

Besides being completely and totally disgusting?

Oh, not much.....big lab rats, thats all they are. Round here they are shot on sight, just like groundhogs and coyotes. The difference is neither groundhogs or coyotes will come up on your deck despite the dogs you own.

[phillyfanatic]

Please show me where the Bible says dinosaurs (please exclude Behemoth et al since they may have been huge whales, some say crocs, some others say hippos) lived with the first humans. Now, this is in the Left Behind series, but is it in the Bible? Please note it for us. Also, do you really think humans even after the flood could have competed with Raptors and TRex. And if humans, like I believe are God’s work just thousands of years ago, tens of thousands, were dinos there on earth then with cattle, fish, sheep that are described??

[dangus]

Duh! Why do you think there are no T-Rexes around today??? Noah was afraid to get them onto the ark.

Hee hee.

[gcruse]

Hey, follow the link, if you dare.
If this is what kids are getting in Sunday School, the separation of church and state is a big mistake.

[BJClinton]

‘possum ain’t so bad with a dry rub of chili powder and slow smoked with mesquite wood.

[gcruse]

“Duh! Why do you think there are no T-Rexes around today???”

Because whenever I turn the lights on or off in my house, I always flip the switch up and down three times. So far, it’s worked. I don’t know what you people are going to do when I’m not around any more.

[Badeye]

You won’t be competing with me for that...’food source’......(eewwww)

[Squidpup]

Ah, very good! Let’s look at the evidence, rather than cartoon caricatures. Bless you!

Now a question - have you sincerely looked into the possibility of any evidence for what you have asked?

[dangus]

>> since dating is essential to the survival of us carbon-based life forms. <<

Actually, no: Early man courted. And some species reproduce completely asexual. Dating only became popular with the invention of the automobile.