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Anatomy of a Hoax
American Spectator ^ | 9 Feb 07 | Lawrence Henry

Posted on 02/09/2007 6:33:28 AM PST by rellimpank

Some years ago, when I was freelancing at a mutual fund company, I took a break to go downstairs and smoke my pipe. On my way back upstairs, I found myself sharing the elevator with one of my co-workers in the corporate communications department.

"Ewww, smoke!" she exclaimed. "Let me out of here! I don't want you to give me cancer!"

Let's absorb this slowly. My fellow worker thought that: 1) Cancer was contagious. 2) She could "catch" cancer from the smell of tobacco smoke clinging to my clothes -- not from the smoke itself, which was long gone outdoors, but from the smell alone.

She was a dish, too. Pity.

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To: Old Professer
I think that should be labium.
101 posted on 02/09/2007 10:39:05 AM PST by Erasmus (A strong bow is a terrible thing to waste. Give to the Antonio Janigro College Fund.)
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To: Old Professer
If you'll indulge me Professor, a few quotes from my favorite moral philosopher.

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.

-- Mark Twain

On smoking, diet, and health at age seventy: I have achieved my seventy years in the usual way: by sticking strictly to a scheme of life which would kill anybody else. . . . I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. I have no other restriction as regards smoking. Advice to youth: Always obey your parents, when they are present. This is the best policy in the long run; because if you don't, they will make you. Most parents think they know better than you do; and you can generally make more by humoring that superstition than you can by acting on your own better judgment. On everyday etiquette: The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of graceful and gilded forms of charitable and unselfish lying.

-- Mark Twain - 70th birthday speech

102 posted on 02/09/2007 11:07:08 AM PST by Ditto
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To: Erasmus

Not with Laz...


103 posted on 02/09/2007 11:07:15 AM PST by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: IronJack

Cleaning hard water deposits.


104 posted on 02/09/2007 11:07:59 AM PST by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: Ditto

I saved one from a cryptoquote, published 1/30/07:

A am an old man and have known many great troubles, but most of them never happened. Mark Twain

Seems appropriate for today's age, as well.


105 posted on 02/09/2007 11:13:07 AM PST by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: Old Professer

I use oxalic acid. And steel wool. And time.


106 posted on 02/09/2007 11:17:26 AM PST by IronJack (=)
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To: IronJack
Nature abhorreth a vacuum.

But not as much as a cat does.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

107 posted on 02/09/2007 11:20:48 AM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: Old Professer
Smokers now represent less than 25% of the population but the incidence of first heart attack has dropped only among the older quartile while the youngest quartile has experienced an increase in frequency.

That makes perfect sense - the youngest quartile has the highest percentage of smokers - it makes sense they would have a higher incidence of heart attacks.

The link between smoking and lung cancer is by far the greatest and most robust, so it would be a mistake to think that a smoke-free society would eliminate heart attacks.

Of course it wouldn't eliminate heart attacks - but it would certainly cut down the number. Smoking is one of the major risk factors for heart attacks - genetics, blood pressure, cholesterol & smoking are the 4 main causes of heart attacks.

The warning label on the side of a cigarette pack says emphysema, lung cancer and heart disease. As a smoker, I never paid any attention to the heart disease part.

I had a rude awakening. I had no other risk factors when I had my heart attack - blood pressure - excellent, cholesterol -excellent, in perfect health, no family history of heart disease, not overweight. Two packs of Kools a day was my only risk factor. That was obviously enough.

I could always understand the link between smoking and lung problems - that's pretty obvious. I could not understand the link between smoking and heart problems until one of the intensive care nurses explained it to me.

The nicotine molecule is a perfect cube, with straight sides and sharp edges. (so it doesn't matter if you smoke, chew, snuff or whatever - nicotine in your bloodstream doesn't care how it got there).

The walls of your arteries should be smooth and slick, but when a nicotine molecule goes through the artery, it will score and scar the smooth walls leaving roughness.

Everyone has blood clots flowing through their arteries - but smokers have twice the number of nonsmokers.

When a blood clot comes sliding through an artery - it can get caught on the roughness caused by the nicotine molecule.

The third factor is that smoking causes your blood vessels to contract.

The triple whammy that causes the heart attack is a blood clot getting caught on the roughness caused by nicotine coupled with the contraction of the blood vessel.

Zap - there's the heart attack.

Once the mechanics of it were explained to me - it made perfect sense.

Again - far more smokers get heart attacks from smoking than they do lung disease.

As a smoker I never tried to quit, never wanted to quit, had no intentions of ever quitting. I really enjoyed smoking.

I had a rude awakening and was damn lucky to survive my "widow-maker" heart attack.

"Once bitten, twice shy."

108 posted on 02/09/2007 11:33:58 AM PST by Tokra (I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
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To: IronJack

LOL! So true. We are all conquerors of one universe or another, even if our weapon of choice is Ajax.


109 posted on 02/09/2007 12:18:19 PM PST by Paved Paradise
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To: norton

My father wasted about the same number of years I did by smoking when he was 20-25. He never let up on me when I was smoking and he had a nose for everything that he didn't like. He died 4 years ago at 83. He was my hero, sounding board for ideas and my best friend.


110 posted on 02/09/2007 1:43:23 PM PST by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: Old Professer
Fat people sweat and stink; athletic live-forevers jog at lunchtime and stink; do-gooders stink on sight; perfume and cologne users stink; wet dogs stink; women in heat stink; my feet stink.As a matter of fact, the world stinks

The opposite of opinionated is clueless. I never let anyone get away with calling me clueless and you shouldn't either.

111 posted on 02/09/2007 1:47:59 PM PST by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: Old Professer
I can only guess they go around kissing ashtrays because they have nothing important to do.

My post said it was like kissing a dirty ashtray. Nowhere did it say that I actually kissed one, Marlboro Man.

I would surmise that you probably wouldn't know the difference anyway, as you've long become accustomed to both the taste AND the smell.
112 posted on 02/09/2007 1:49:47 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (Every time a jihadist dies, an angel gets its wings.)
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To: Old Professer
How do you know that someone out there doesn't think too much of the way you smell, having to climb down from that high horse every night?

I don't like horses all that much. Too smelly.

113 posted on 02/09/2007 1:50:39 PM PST by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: reagan_fanatic

I licked a lightbulb once.


114 posted on 02/09/2007 2:03:12 PM PST by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: rellimpank
Main thing I can say about this thread is that it is less venomous than the average evo/crevo spat.

Point is, in my tiny mind, that the government could save my life in an instant by banning production and sale of tobacco products - but the taxes are too good to pass up.

Sub text is that everything smells and every smell bugs someone. I only wonder what carcinogens lurk in Este Lauder or the degreasers that drive Nortette up the walls.

115 posted on 02/09/2007 4:51:39 PM PST by norton
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To: Holicheese
A wise man once said, "I would rather date a 6 that I agreed with than a 10 that was a liberal."

No way - dating someone you disagree with makes life and conversations interesting. Particularly if she's a 10... : )
116 posted on 02/09/2007 4:53:54 PM PST by Stone Mountain
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To: norton
PS:
Any perfume on Nortette sends me into a sneezing fit, we've tried dozens of variations and settled on - just Nortette.
117 posted on 02/09/2007 4:54:06 PM PST by norton
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To: Ramius

I throw a little whiskey and garlic into the mix too. Always holding an unlit cigarette widens your personal space even more. Inducing hysteria in people "in need" is a worthwhile and fun calling.


118 posted on 02/10/2007 5:38:57 AM PST by metesky ("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)
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To: Stone Mountain

Its fun for a bit. Gets old really fast.
I once dated this hot girl who was just the dimmest bulb ever.
It was cute for a while but after a bit, it got embarasing.


119 posted on 02/11/2007 6:30:43 PM PST by Holicheese (Beerfest could be the greatest movie ever made!)
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To: IronJack

Why? Finds no answer.


120 posted on 02/11/2007 6:34:47 PM PST by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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