[reagan_fanatic]

I can only guess they go around kissing ashtrays because they have nothing important to do.

My post said it was like kissing a dirty ashtray. Nowhere did it say that I actually kissed one, Marlboro Man.

I would surmise that you probably wouldn't know the difference anyway, as you've long become accustomed to both the taste AND the smell.

[Old Professer]

I licked a lightbulb once.