A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....12-28-06...Pet Day at the Finest

gizmo, rusty

[dutchess]

A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day

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Welcome Finest Friends. It's Thursday at the Finest and JohnHuang2 is taking a well deserved vacation so we've revived Freeper Pet Joke Day...this week "starring Rusty!!!!" Feel free to add your own "pet humor"!!! ENJOY!

AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."

A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined.

Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.

The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer."

The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to demonstrate his expertise with various programs and produced a sample spreadsheet and database and presented them to the manager. By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can't give you the job."

The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said, "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual."

The dog looked at him straight in the face and said.......

"Meow!"

Have a great day...and keep smiling!!!!!

10-01-06 ~ Hall of Fame #17

THIS WEEK'S THREADS 12/22 thru 12/25/06 Polar Express ~ Christmas Thread 12-26-06 Military Monday on Tuesday 12/27/06 Warm Fuzzy Wednesday

Opinions by our own 'King of Ping' Every Thursday at the Finest The guy's good, folks!

[Majie Purple]

I made it home. This fella could have fit in yesterday on W F W but after the cool cat earlier I decided to post this sunny beach bunny as a polar opposite bookend!

[Majie Purple]

TY CMac!

[onyx]

Very cute!

[Majie Purple]

Woo!Hoo! Kitty Cat Par... tay! (party)
& lovely sparkly gold border too!

[Majie Purple]

Snow n... ICE you posted it twice.

[Majie Purple]

Snow play is fun for a wee bit of time.
Then,I'd concur with that "brrrrrrrrr!"

[Majie Purple]

Teeheehee!
Thanks for the great comment.

[Majie Purple]

Hi Dutchie Awwww TY much for missing me & typing so!
I missed Y'all too!

[Majie Purple]

Thanks much Jaycee!

[GodBlessUSA]

Hi Dutchess :) Thanks for the thread! I hope you are having a wonderful day!

[GodBlessUSA]

Enjoy seeing your photos Maj :)

[Majie Purple]

Sweet pic & words about your dainty kitty Saffire.

[GodBlessUSA]

Hi Mrs. N
There's Kitty Alarm Clock Jr. :)
What a cutie!

[Majie Purple]

Hi Dear GeeBee! Thank You!
Ditto!

[ConorMacNessa]

Thanks, Maj - hope you had a great Christmas.

[Majie Purple]

I hadn't yet gotten to comment about Your G R F pics & facts so I'll do so now...Very nice CMac.

I had a nice Christmas but really solo & quiet. I much prefer with others & noisy.Single life sometimes meas alone at holy/holidays.

But last Christmas was so fun & fond memory filled. It carried me over just thinking of last years fun w/ my Bro & Fam visiting here! & then I went to their home in June/July last year for 2 weeks!Fun & fond memories x 2!!

[JustAmy]

Good evening, Dutchess.

This is a cute thread. Thank you!

I need to go thru and read the posts but I have something to add first. :)

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking and bragging about their bravery and toughness.

The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."

------ TaDa ------

[JustAmy]

[Mrs.Nooseman]

Hi GB.
LOL.
He can be a cutie.:)

[Majie Purple]

Funny one at 13 Meg!