[JustAmy]

Good evening, Dutchess.

This is a cute thread. Thank you!

I need to go thru and read the posts but I have something to add first. :)

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking and bragging about their bravery and toughness.

The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."

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[ConorMacNessa]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1759680/posts

On this thread - read post No. 7 for a great story of what Jerry Ford was made of - too much of a man to use it for himself.