Audio: Cindy Sheehan says she “planted” her uterus in Crawford; (Update: Illegal?)

http://hotair.com/ ^ | October 16, 2006 | Allahpundit

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Audio: Cindy Sheehan says she “planted” her uterus in Crawford; Update: Illegal?

A colorful metaphor, perhaps?

I’m afraid not.

Update: The person who recorded it says it comes from a book signing in Palo Alto. He’s working on finding out the exact date. Also, it’s been slightly edited.

Over the summer I had a hysterectomy, and um, I got my “parts” back. I thought I could just [inaudible] on eBay, you know, “[inaudible] Cindy Sheehan’s uterus.” And so I planted it in the garden where the bush, it’s a pretty bush… It’s so funny ’cause me and my children, we’ll always be a part of, of Crawford, Texas. Long after people forgot the horror of the Bush regime, long after, you know, we’re forgotten. We’ll always, our DNA will always be in the land…”

Update: Commenter RLW surfed around in the Texas statute books and found this:

(A) Human materials removed during surgery, labor and delivery, autopsy, embalming, or biopsy shall be subjected to one of the following methods of treatment and disposal:…
(ii) tissues or fetuses:…
(III) interment;

We go to the definitions:

(31) Interment–The disposition of pathological waste by cremation, entombment, burial, or placement in a niche…
(9) Burial–The act of depositing a pathological waste in a grave, a crypt, vault, or tomb, or at sea…
(27) Grave–A space of ground in a burial park that is used, or intended to be used for the permanent interment in the ground of pathological waste…
(10) Burial park–A tract of land that is used or intended to be used for the interment of pathological waste in graves.

[EveningStar]

Somehow I can't imagine Tony Bennett singing, "I planted my uterus in Crawford, Texas."

[Impeach98]

Who do you think got it to HotAir?

[ElkGroveDan]

Sargent Ubaldi?

[ElkGroveDan]

Drudge doesn't have it up yet.....

[demkicker]

Cindy needs to join a carnival as a bona fide freak. She's not happy unless she's getting attention and it doesn't matter one wit to her if it's bad and gross attention, just as long as it's attention.

[Ditter]

Not to worry good citizens of Crawford, the coyotes dug it up and ate it by now. Cindy is sh*t, really. LOL!

[Bean Counter]

Just when you think that the moonbats have finally flown back to the cave because the weather is turning; just when you think that we finally hit rock bottom and have started the long climb back toward the light...something like this comes along and provides "Good Reason Number 1,234,537 for Why the Arabs Hate Us"...

[SandRat]

uh ... isn't that a violation of EPA rules to put something that foul in the ground?

[freedomlover]

Is she leaving a loaf there?

[Richard Kimball]

we’ll always be a part of, of Crawford, Texas. Long after people forgot the horror of the Bush regime,

Cindy, most of us in central Texas would forget you now if you'd just stfu.

How can we miss you if you won't go away?

[itsamelman]

[Jen from Tn.]

great song...too bad Merl is a Bush-hater!

[mowowie]

Damn, I just threw up a little in my mouth.

[mowowie]

Cindy is one of the reasons why i'm only 99% against abortion.

[dalereed]

Arrest her for illegally dumping toxic waste!

[peeps36]

It won't be hard to find,just look for an area that resembles Death Valley.I don't think there's a living thing that can withstand the toxic sludge that comes out of this beast.She should bottle it up and sell at as a pesticide that can kill absolutely everything with only one drop.

[xJones]

It's highly unlikely that l)she had a hysterectomy suddenly last summer (the world would have heard ALL about it), 2) even less likely that any surgeon would have given her uterus to her afterwards.

Ol' Cindy's just blowing smoke as always to stay in the news. She kind of reminds me of the late Madelyn Murray O'Hair who would say anything to be noticed, she absolutely couldn't bear to be ignored. It wasn't really "the caws" with her anymore than it is with Cindy; it's about gaining attention with whatever works at the time.

[Albertafriend]

She had it removed in Waco in August.

[processing please hold]

Well, let's just hope she doesn't use miracle grow on it or we could be faced with the attack of the killer uterus.

[RichInOC]

Attack of the 50' Cindy? Yikes.