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A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....08-24-06....Finest Pet Day ~ Dear God From the Dog
gizmo, fredthecat, rusty
Posted on 08/24/2006 4:07:33 AM PDT by dutchess
A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day
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Welcome Finest Friends. JohnHuang2 has a much needed week off so we decided it was time for a little pet humor repeat of what our furry friends might say to God. Please feel free to share your furry friends stories, jokes OR the obligatory "show off your furry friend" pictures!!!! ENJOY!
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DEAR GOD FROM THE DOG
Dear God, When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
Dear God, Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God, We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God, More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom if ever, smell one another?
Dear God, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake a paw to get in?
Dear God, Why do my owners go to the bathroom in the best freshwater bowl in the house?
Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God, Let me give you a list of a few things I must remember to be a good dog :
I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it, or after they throw it up.
I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying 'hello.'
I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.
I will not throw up in the car.
I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
And finally...Dear God from the Cat
Dear God, in case I haven't said so....thanks for finding us such special homes on earth especially for those of us lucky to live with Freepers. Life is good! MEOW!!!!
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To: PreviouslyA-Lurker
Oh..PAL your link to Bambi and Thumper was just wonderful..amazing pictures!
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posted on
08/24/2006 10:32:36 AM PDT
by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES.)
To: dutchess; All; MEG33; ST.LOUIE1; The Mayor; DollyCali; PreviouslyA-Lurker; Purple Mountains Maj
Thank you for this Cute Thread, Dutchess! The Look in the Doggie's Eyes in the Sink as he Awaits his Bath Makes for the Sweetest Pic!
Thank you to Everyone for Uplifting my Day with Adorable Graphics! Dolly, I Love Seeing Cali in Pics, because of her Sweet Face!
Meg, a Rainstorm Came Through Here at the King's Ranch Last Evening, and our Lord's Majesty was On Display in the Beautiful Sky He Created, that was a Deep, Dark Blue Color. Some Lovely Shafts of Light Later Shone through the Dark Clouds, and I was Awestruck by that Lovely Sight!
My Birdbath hasn't Been as Popular Today as Usual, because of the Rain Yesterday that Refreshed the Birds and Squirrels. (Usually a Squirrel Soaks himself in the Bath throughout the Day, but Today they've just been Busily Foraging for Pecans.)
Hugs to All the Finest!
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posted on
08/24/2006 10:39:17 AM PDT
by
Kitty Mittens
(To God Be All Excellent Praise!)
To: dutchess
Deeelightful ... thank you, Miss D, Gizmo, Fred, and Rusty.
My little pardner, Spots the Brave, sends best regards to his Finest FRiends.
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posted on
08/24/2006 10:51:10 AM PDT
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jwfiv
To: Kitty Mittens
A lovely sight to behold! I would love to see some rain..beautiful rain!
I have squirrels here right around my saucer birdbaths and have not seen one take a soak! How cute!
Rain always slows the action on my patio (if memory serves me..We haven't had rain since July 4th)
..Last week the roofers chased everyone away while they were here..
I am almost out of the corn the squirrels have been eating so I have been putting out sunflower seeds just because I love to watch them.
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posted on
08/24/2006 11:21:25 AM PDT
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MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES.)
To: dutchess; ST.LOUIE1; snugs; Mama_Bear; jkphoto; Billie; silent_jonny; Wolfstar; MEG33; All; ...
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Part 1 of 2.
To: Kitty Mittens; All
Squirrel Secrets of Success!
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posted on
08/24/2006 11:26:27 AM PDT
by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES.)
To: dutchess; ST.LOUIE1; snugs; Mama_Bear; jkphoto; silent_jonny; Wolfstar; MEG33; All; ...
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Part 2 of 2.
To: MEG33
Meg, you are batting a beautiful 1,000 with your basket kittens & doggy in basket w/ daisies!!
Love 'em both so much!
((((Thanks ever so for the pings!))))
To: DollyCali
Awesome collage of your pet dogs Dolly!
You've got this collage makin' thang up to an art!
To: Purple Mountains Maj
Precious baby and puppy pictures..
I am glad you enjoyed my posts.
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posted on
08/24/2006 11:42:24 AM PDT
by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES.)
To: PreviouslyA-Lurker
I love that series of rabbit & deer pics. Thanks for posting the link here. Those are very share worthy!
To: dutchess
Since I'm among FRiends, I probably can admit that the letter from cat made my eyes well up. My wife and I found a kitten beside the roadway about 12 years ago. He hadn't been hit, but the poor fella was in bad shape with ear mites, etc. The vet didn't think he'd make it.
Suffice it to say, the missus and I have been blessed with his presence all these years. I sometimes tell my wife that the cat, in his more strangely pensive moments, is sending Death Brain Waves out to the terrorists. So, yes, I do hope our cat loves his Freeper home!
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posted on
08/24/2006 11:48:07 AM PDT
by
RedRover
(God bless Free Republic!)
To: Purple Mountains Maj
Awww...Maj. How adorable. The baby is what? About six months old. The puppy is only about two weeks old. So sweet. Does this sore heart good to see such photos. :)
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posted on
08/24/2006 11:49:20 AM PDT
by
Wolfstar
(Suffer the little children to come unto Me...for of such is the kingdom of God. [Mark 10:13-14])
To: Kitty Mittens
Thank you & hugs back, caring Kitty!
To: MEG33
cute squirrel picture meg!
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posted on
08/24/2006 12:31:33 PM PDT
by
dutchess
To: PreviouslyA-Lurker
Pal...I love that picture of the dog and boy praying. I got it email a while back to and forgot I had it. Will use it tonight as my "nighty night"
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posted on
08/24/2006 12:32:46 PM PDT
by
dutchess
To: Kitty Mittens
Hi kitty. Glad you liked the thread and thanks as always for being such a good finest friend.
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posted on
08/24/2006 12:33:56 PM PDT
by
dutchess
To: jwfiv
Hi Johnney Mac. Spots is the perfect example of a kitty finding a loyal freeper friend. Congrats to both of you :o)
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posted on
08/24/2006 12:35:32 PM PDT
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dutchess
To: Purple Mountains Maj
Purple...those pictures are just way to precious! Thanks for posting them!
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posted on
08/24/2006 12:36:28 PM PDT
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dutchess
To: RedRover
What a sweet story about how you and the missus rescued your kitty. FredtheCat showed up at our doorstep as a baby 17 years ago and aside from being deaf does just fine. Yes, we do love our fuzzy friends.
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posted on
08/24/2006 12:38:45 PM PDT
by
dutchess
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