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A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....08-24-06....Finest Pet Day ~ Dear God From the Dog
gizmo, fredthecat, rusty
Posted on 08/24/2006 4:07:33 AM PDT by dutchess
A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day
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A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day was introduced on June 24, 2002. It's only a small room in JimRob's house where we can get to know one another a little better; salute and support our military and our leaders; pray for those in need; and congratulate those deserving. We strive to keep our threads entertaining, fun, and pleasing to look at, and often have guest writers contribute an essay, or a profile of another FReeper.
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~ Billie, dutchess, DollyCali GodblessUSA ~
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Welcome Finest Friends. JohnHuang2 has a much needed week off so we decided it was time for a little pet humor repeat of what our furry friends might say to God. Please feel free to share your furry friends stories, jokes OR the obligatory "show off your furry friend" pictures!!!! ENJOY!
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DEAR GOD FROM THE DOG
Dear God, When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
Dear God, Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God, We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God, More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom if ever, smell one another?
Dear God, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake a paw to get in?
Dear God, Why do my owners go to the bathroom in the best freshwater bowl in the house?
Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God, Let me give you a list of a few things I must remember to be a good dog :
I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it, or after they throw it up.
I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying 'hello.'
I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.
I will not throw up in the car.
I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
And finally...Dear God from the Cat
Dear God, in case I haven't said so....thanks for finding us such special homes on earth especially for those of us lucky to live with Freepers. Life is good! MEOW!!!!
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: freepers; fun; lolthanks; military; patriotic; surprises; veterans
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posted on
08/24/2006 4:07:36 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: dutchess
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posted on
08/24/2006 4:09:25 AM PDT
by
lysie
("Lowering the price to be paid by aggressors virtually guarantees more aggression." Dr. Sowell)
To: ST.LOUIE1; Billie; DollyCali; GodBlessUSA; JustAmy; Mama_Bear; The Mayor; Aquamarine; deadhead; ...
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Welcome Finest Friends. We at the Finest relented and gave JohnHuang2 a week off! (hmmmm...Rush is off today and tomorrow too...perhaps a vast right wing conspiracy OR could JohnHuang2 be Rush???...he certainly has "talent on loan from GOD!!!) Anyway...please join us for a little pet humor! Feel free to add your own "fuzzy jokes" OR the obligatory "show off your fuzzy friends" pictures!!!! ENJOY!
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posted on
08/24/2006 4:10:14 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: lysie
So cute. Thank you.
You're very welcome!!!! And in before the ping!!!!! Have a great day!
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posted on
08/24/2006 4:13:00 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: dutchess
It's too darn early to be so cheerful!
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posted on
08/24/2006 4:15:49 AM PDT
by
pageonetoo
(You'll spot their posts soon enough!)
To: dutchess
Thanks for giving me a chuckle to start the day!
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posted on
08/24/2006 4:29:18 AM PDT
by
RedRover
(God bless Free Republic!)
To: ST.LOUIE1; Billie; dutchess; DollyCali; GodBlessUSA; Mama_Bear; Aquamarine; JustAmy; deadhead; ...
August 24, 2006
Remembered
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Hebrews 11:32-40All these . . . obtained a good testimony through faith. Hebrews 11:39
After the South lost the US Civil War, John Wilkes Booth wanted to be remembered as its avenger against the North. Some scholars speculate that because he was an actor, Booths planned assassination of President Lincoln was, in his mind, his greatest performance.
Ironically, John Wilkes Booths place in history is that of a villain. He is remembered for taking the life of an unarmed Lincoln with a gunshot to the back of the head. In contrast, Abraham Lincoln is remembered as the president who preserved the Union, freed the slaves, and exhibited malice toward none and charity for all (Second Inaugural Address).
The redeemed sinners listed in Hebrews 11 are all remembered for one common virtue: All these . . . obtained a good testimony through faith (v.39). Long after their deaths, the record of their lives of faith and obedience still inspire us today.
Few of us will be recorded in history books after we leave this world. But all of us will leave behind memories with our families and friends. Those closest to us are watching our response to God through times of testing and blessing.
Are you living in faith and obedience to Him? What will be the legacy of your life? Dennis Fisher
Even after we have left
This earthly scene below,
The witness of our life can speak
Of Christ, whom all can know. D. De Haan
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posted on
08/24/2006 5:08:51 AM PDT
by
The Mayor
( http://albanysinsanity.com/)
To: dutchess
Good Morning!
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posted on
08/24/2006 5:29:42 AM PDT
by
stopem
(God Bless the U.S.A the Troops who protect her, and their Commander In Chief !)
To: dutchess; HairOfTheDog
Oh dutchess.. this is SO adorable.. so funny & you did the graphics so well.. thank you. will add my contribution later as I have a packed day & must run for now. Wont be posting the weekend thread until mid morning tomorrow so folks will have alot of time to enjoy your work. The weekend threads unless themed are rather slow & I prefer to let the prior day's thread take precedence.
Hair of the Dog.. I think your ping list might enjoy this thread..
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posted on
08/24/2006 5:41:47 AM PDT
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: dutchess
Great post! Peewee says arf to Gizmo, Rusty and Fred.
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posted on
08/24/2006 6:36:56 AM PDT
by
Temple Owl
(Excelsior! Onward and upward.)
To: All
God Bless Our Military
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Below are names of some of our FReepers' loved ones who are serving our country. If you have someone you would like to add, please address a post to Billie; Dutchess, The Mayor, DollyCali or GodBlessUSA and we will add their name to this list. As we pray for them, we pray also for all our nations leaders, and military personnel, and their families and friends. May God hold them close to His heart.
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We ask Lord, that You guide the leaders of our great country in their hour of decision. The burden that has been placed on their shoulders is overwhelming. We ask that with Your infinite wisdom You guide them gently to the right decisions.
Please give us the strength, Lord, to get through each difficult and devastating day that faces each of us and our country. Protect and guide our Military that are now being called to duty, strengthen them in their trials and temptations; give them courage to face the perils which beset them; and grant them a sense of your abiding presence wherever they may be; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.
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posted on
08/24/2006 6:55:45 AM PDT
by
dutchess
To: dutchess
Good Morning Dutchess
LOL! Great thread. Your thread is so cute! :)
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posted on
08/24/2006 7:21:54 AM PDT
by
GodBlessUSA
(US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
To: dutchess
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posted on
08/24/2006 7:46:46 AM PDT
by
PreviouslyA-Lurker
(...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)
To: The Mayor
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posted on
08/24/2006 7:49:31 AM PDT
by
PreviouslyA-Lurker
(...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)
To: dutchess; The Mayor; DollyCali; ST.LOUIE1; Aquamarine; Mama_Bear; Billie; Allegra; lonestar; ...
Dutchess, your thread is adorable!
Good Morning To The Finest!
~Happy Warm Fuzzy Pet Day~
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posted on
08/24/2006 7:51:39 AM PDT
by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES.)
To: dutchess
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posted on
08/24/2006 8:47:13 AM PDT
by
PreviouslyA-Lurker
(...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)
To: PreviouslyA-Lurker; Temple Owl; MEG33; Diver Dave; dutchess; lysie; GodBlessUSA; Jemian; ...
well, so far todays Pet /photo outing is rained out.. and time is limited anyway to make a new pix collage.. so will use an "old" one from Spring. My kids(there are MORE felines, however)
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posted on
08/24/2006 8:59:30 AM PDT
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: DollyCali
They are just beautiful and so is your collage...
I love old your old "outing "pics..They don't have to be new!
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posted on
08/24/2006 9:27:58 AM PDT
by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES.)
To: dutchess
Cute stuff, (((((dutchess)))))
To: MEG33
Awwwwwww....
Hi, (((((Meggsie)))))!
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