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A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....08-24-06....Finest Pet Day ~ Dear God From the Dog
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Posted on 08/24/2006 4:07:33 AM PDT by dutchess



A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day
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A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day was introduced on June 24, 2002. It's only a small room in JimRob's house where we can get to know one another a little better; salute and support our military and our leaders; pray for those in need; and congratulate those deserving. We strive to keep our threads entertaining, fun, and pleasing to look at, and often have guest writers contribute an essay, or a profile of another FReeper.
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Welcome Finest Friends. JohnHuang2 has a much needed week off so we decided it was time for a little pet humor repeat of what our furry friends might say to God. Please feel free to share your furry friends stories, jokes OR the obligatory "show off your furry friend" pictures!!!! ENJOY!







DEAR GOD FROM THE DOG

Dear God, When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?



Dear God, Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?



Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God, We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?


Dear God, More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.



Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom if ever, smell one another?

Dear God, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake a paw to get in?


Dear God, Why do my owners go to the bathroom in the best freshwater bowl in the house?



Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?



Dear God, Let me give you a list of a few things I must remember to be a good dog :

I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it, or after they throw it up.


I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.



The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
My head does not belong in the refrigerator.


I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.



I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.



Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying 'hello.'
I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.


I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.

I will not throw up in the car.
I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.


The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.



And finally...Dear God from the Cat


Dear God, in case I haven't said so....thanks for finding us such special homes on earth especially for those of us lucky to live with Freepers. Life is good! MEOW!!!!










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To: dutchess

Thanks for the great thread--Dear God from the Dog made me a little misty-eyed, could be my furkids talking.

Click on my screen name for their pic, taken a year ago when the big guy was still only 18 mos old. He's larger now, taller and heavier. Tinker the Wonder Puppy.


101 posted on 08/24/2006 5:41:12 PM PDT by Judith Anne (Thank you St. Jude for favors granted.)
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To: Judith Anne; snugs
wow.. my first time at your homepage... and love your pups..and the one to the right...is ... well, B-I-G....

i love to put a screen-name with a face... thank you & you have gorgeous "kids"!

Hi everyone!.. great evening out but am very tired & will just say thanks to Ms. Snugs for a DELIGHTFUL Dose & goodnight to all...
102 posted on 08/24/2006 7:55:38 PM PDT by DollyCali (Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
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To: DollyCali

awk~ I AM tired.. sorry for the misread.(those, who KNOW.. well, KNOW)


103 posted on 08/24/2006 7:58:20 PM PDT by DollyCali (Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
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To: Purple Mountains Maj

We plan our annual picnics for the 2nd Saturday in September.

We usually have a Support the Troops Rally the first Friday of every month. We make an exception in September and have the rally the Friday night before the picnic.

We'll be looking forward to meeting you here next year. :)


104 posted on 08/24/2006 8:50:08 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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To: dutchess

Good evening, Dutchess.

Yep ... PrissyMissy is in the first grade this year. I wasn't aware that girls became so clothes conscience this early. Have two new blouses that will never be worn. Good Will, here we come. :)


105 posted on 08/24/2006 8:55:50 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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To: The Mayor
Indeed, though many are dead, they still speak, as your devotion noted from Hebrews 11.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
All the days of my life;
And I will dwell in the house of the LORD
Forever.
Psalm 23:6

106 posted on 08/25/2006 2:21:15 AM PDT by .30Carbine (May God be the Glory)
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To: dutchess
Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

LOL!

107 posted on 08/25/2006 2:23:06 AM PDT by .30Carbine (May God be the Glory)
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To: .30Carbine; The Mayor; All
It's the Weekend at the Finest!!!!

108 posted on 08/25/2006 3:14:01 AM PDT by DollyCali (Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
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To: dutchess

AAAAA!!!!!!!!! I messed up the link on post 80!

It should be

ATTENTION ALL DOGS: How to Hug a Baby

http://www.lawenforcementforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7950

or

http://dognabbit.blogspot.com/2006/08/attention-all-dogs.html


109 posted on 08/25/2006 7:45:46 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker (...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)
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To: Purple Mountains Maj

See post 109


110 posted on 08/25/2006 7:48:46 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker (...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)
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To: GodBlessUSA

LOL! It's hard to tell which ones are real!


111 posted on 08/25/2006 7:54:46 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker (...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)
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To: jwfiv

Cute kitty!


112 posted on 08/25/2006 8:02:18 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker (...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)
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To: Purple Mountains Maj

The baby didn't bite the puppy did he? I hope that was a kiss.


113 posted on 08/25/2006 8:05:54 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker (...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)
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To: Diver Dave

How do I get it to clean the sides?


114 posted on 08/25/2006 8:08:12 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker (...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)
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To: PreviouslyA-Lurker

My thought re: baby & puppy was first time baby the baby discovered someting called a puppy that upon seeing it feeling it's puppy kiss on the hand wanted to return the sweetness with a first time nuzzle & kiss.
I like thosse pics in your 109 thanks for the heads up ping to them.
Had seen before but woth seeing again!!


115 posted on 08/25/2006 10:12:42 AM PDT by Majie Purple
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To: JustAmy

((((Thanks again for the welcoming & enthusiastic invite
to the annual FR get together Amy.)))) & for filling in the When & Where...I will plan for and hope to make it there next year!

"We'll be looking forward to meeting you here next year. :)"

((((Ditto!))))

Here's hopin'!


116 posted on 08/25/2006 10:58:49 AM PDT by Majie Purple
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To: Purple Mountains Maj; MEG33
Dear (((((Purple,))))) your Photos the Child with the Puppy, and, Dear (((((Meg,))))) "the Squirrel Secrets of Success" Made me Smile when I Saw them on the Finest Pet Day! Thank you!


117 posted on 08/25/2006 12:49:12 PM PDT by Kitty Mittens (To God Be All Excellent Praise!)
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To: Kitty Mittens

Wow! That's a beautiful photo!


118 posted on 08/25/2006 1:26:24 PM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker (...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)
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To: Kitty Mittens

Y W ((((caring Kitty))))
& I really like the unique shot of this flower!
Looks to be a daisy.
Have a blessed weekend...


119 posted on 08/25/2006 6:45:18 PM PDT by Majie Purple
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