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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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To: Tijeras_Slim

Not the apostrophe?


361 posted on 07/30/2006 5:55:27 PM PDT by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Stunned, beeber...

Now add "spork weasel" to the FR secret society lexicon.


362 posted on 07/30/2006 6:13:35 PM PDT by Nachoman (Have you hugged a Garand today?)
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To: Nachoman
Now add "spork weasel" to the FR secret society lexicon.

I won't tell anyone else if you don't.

363 posted on 07/30/2006 6:43:34 PM PDT by vox_freedom
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To: NonLinear

Just to be clear, this is a Homebrewers Ping List.

There is another Beer ping list however.

Still want on?

Cheers,

knewshound


364 posted on 07/30/2006 6:49:52 PM PDT by knews_hound (Driving Liberals nuts since 1975 !)
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To: Roscoe Karns

The perfect way to end a fantastic weekend!!!!!!!!
CHEERS!!!!!!!!!


".......He said spork weasel....Heh, heh, heh"---Beavis AND Butthead


365 posted on 07/30/2006 8:18:12 PM PDT by cleveland gop (Bill Clinton caused 9/11. Conservatives know it, liberals cry foul!!!)
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To: knews_hound

Sure!

It's been a while since I made homebrew...in fact I bought a can of malt from the local IGA store to do it. I don't know if IGA even exists any more. But it must be aboot time to make another batch, don't you think!


366 posted on 07/30/2006 8:21:08 PM PDT by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)
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To: NonLinear

Welcome to the most exclusive ping list on FR.

Cheers,

knewshound


367 posted on 07/30/2006 8:36:57 PM PDT by knews_hound (Driving Liberals nuts since 1975 !)
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To: knews_hound

Cheers!


368 posted on 07/31/2006 2:50:23 AM PDT by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)
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To: Cyber Liberty

I don't care who you are, that't funny right there.


369 posted on 07/31/2006 6:27:33 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: Roscoe Karns

Roscoe, you definitely have waaaaayyyyyy too much time on your hands! :-D

This was great, thanks for posting it!


370 posted on 07/31/2006 8:03:41 AM PDT by Purrcival (The Hez-bullies must be destroyed!)
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To: Roscoe Karns

bump for bookmark.


371 posted on 07/31/2006 8:44:18 AM PDT by wjcsux (I would prefer to have the German army in front of me than the French army behind me- Gen. G. Patton)
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To: CougarGA7

pingus


372 posted on 07/31/2006 2:42:46 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Crazier than a rattlesnake at a Thai wedding)
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To: mware
Ah yes the old 8 millimeter film that usually were just a little off so the narrator sounded like he was talking while gargling water.
373 posted on 07/31/2006 3:04:07 PM PDT by CougarGA7 (There are no trophies for winning wars. Only consequences for losing them.)
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To: amom; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub

excellent for a good laugh.


374 posted on 07/31/2006 9:12:09 PM PDT by amom
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To: Roscoe Karns
SPORK WEASEL!!!

Now, if anybody wants me, I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose. Usual table, of course.

375 posted on 07/31/2006 10:44:18 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (NewsMax gives aid and comfort to the enemy-- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1642052/posts)
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To: Roscoe Karns; 4mycountry; 537cant be wrong; aardvark1; albee; albertp; alnick; alnitak; Alouette; ..
Another classic from Roscoe! I started laughing like a hyena when I hit "left nostril."

If you want on or off the Useful Idiot Caption-A-Rama Ping List, please notify me by freepmail.

376 posted on 07/31/2006 10:46:26 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (NewsMax gives aid and comfort to the enemy-- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1642052/posts)
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To: Mr. Silverback; Kathy in Alaska; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; tomkow6; SouthernHawk; MoJo2001; ...

A Canteen "just for fun" ping! (Star & Old Sarge: You guys will love this!)

Thanks for the ping, Mr. Silverback.


377 posted on 07/31/2006 10:59:04 PM PDT by Fawnn (Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person - Faith makes things possible, not easy.)
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To: Caramelgal
Nerds are sexy! Death to the metro sexual Moon Bats!

If I didn't already have a really hot wife who finds me sexy despite my nerdiness, I would be asking you where the heck you've been all these years...

378 posted on 07/31/2006 11:03:53 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (NewsMax gives aid and comfort to the enemy-- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1642052/posts)
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To: M1911A1

PING


379 posted on 07/31/2006 11:04:51 PM PDT by M0sby (((PROUD WIFE of MSgt Edwards USMC)))
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To: Fawnn
Thanks for the ping, Mr. Silverback.

How could I fail to include you? It would have just been wrong. :-)

380 posted on 07/31/2006 11:09:06 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (NewsMax gives aid and comfort to the enemy-- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1642052/posts)
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