WE SELL ALL KIND OF ELECTRONIC AT AFFORADABLE RATE. (Call us now at . . . oops!)

Ronalds Biz World | 1995 | Jeferson Simth Ronald

[ronaldbizworld]

Dear customers,

We have for sale all Brands & Models Of MOBILE Phones,Tuners, Laptops Computers; I pod Nanas, Digital Cameras, camcorders AND ALL General Electronics at very Subsidized & Unbeatable Prices. All Phones are Brand New T2 Euro specs, Factory unlocked, free sim no Operator logo, sealed in their original factory box, we sell in Wholesales and any quantity of your choice. All phones come with the full specs and complete accessories/manuals with 2 years international warranty. YOUR ORDER HAVE TO BE MADE BEFORE PROCESSING IT.SO YOU ARE ASK TO PLACE AN ORDER NOW WHICH WILL BE SHIP WITHIN 48 HR OF ORDER. Tracking number shall be sent to you upon acknowledgement of your payment. Kindly acknowledge the reciept of our mail and get back by mail.

Thanks and Regards.

Management.

[Darksheare]

*sniffs air*

Seems slightly.. new.
No mold, no fungus, no crawling jelloid creatures.
*sigh*

[Stormcrow]

"I pod Nanas"?

Sweeeeeeeeet.

Never heard that term used that way before. But what the heck?

I'd "pod" Nana anytime.

[devane617]

[WestVirginiaRebel]

Damn you mods!!!!

"You Zotted him off, damn you! Damn you all to hell!!!" :-)

[Revolting cat!]

Dude, I'll buy a cell phone jammer from ya, the most powerful you got!

[NicknamedBob]

"You wouldn't be a quadraplegic in a swimming pool would you? "

Um, no ... not if I had a choice.

I Wouldn’t Choose...

I wouldn’t choose to be struck blind,
Though some, they say, don’t seem to mind.
They get around quite well, as yet,
But it’s really tough in the Internet.

I don’t think deaf I’d like to be,
My life would shrink in quality.
I’d be imprisoned in my mind,
Especially if I were also blind.

I’d hate to have my limbs go down,
And not be free to wander ‘round.
Stumbling into things, I guess,
Let’s face it. I would be a mess.

And if, somehow I lost my voice,
I guess I’d type. I’d have no choice,
Unless my fingers didn’t fling,
Ah, then I’d be a hopeless thing.

If all these ailments struck at me,
I’d then depend on charity.
And on the ones who like to say,
“No one would want to live this way.”

With deafened ears, I’d hear them tell,
“His life’s become a Living Hell,
He’s little more than just a slug,
I think we ought to pull the plug.”

What in their past gives them the sight,
To know for me it would be right,
Though I lay chained, and bound, and fettered,
That in Dead Hell I would be bettered?

Could they perchance, know of this place,
Because they’re of a “different” Race?
A race of Demons sent to sell,
A tourist trap that they call Hell.


NicknamedBob . . . March 31, 2005

[KoRn]

LOL!

[TASMANIANRED]

Plant doesn't have a prayer..

Actually it does. Sunlight and water.

[TASMANIANRED]

EEEEEeeeeuuuuuu

[A CA Guy]

I am NOT out front of your house at all on the wireless laptop, just so you know. :-)

[A CA Guy]

EEEEEeeeeuuuuuu

Wasn't me, I've had no Mexican food for a while.

[TASMANIANRED]

LOL.

My dogs don't eat gun powder but their guts manufacture it.

I worry about spontaneous explosion.

[HKMk23]

Don't spend too much time staring at that Rube Goldberg contraption, it'll suck you in; there's just too much deatil and too many moving parts in there.

[Darksheare]

I know.. I saved it as a background...

[rzeznikj at stout]

Don't look at me...

[A CA Guy]

If you play a Jennifer Lopez video for the dogs, it should clear them out and keep them regular.

[TASMANIANRED]

I'm not pointing any fingers. Or pulling any either.

[TASMANIANRED]

What is Jennifer Lopez?

[TASMANIANRED]

I've never heard of a dog with a constipation problem however they can make gas out of egg whites.

[TASMANIANRED]

pbt