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The Iraq War is the epitome of perfection!!! (Troll Quality Index Hits Five-Year Low)
Posted on 05/17/2006 5:50:46 PM PDT by cheneyrumsfeld08
Hello, fellow white people! Yeeeeeehaawwwwww! What in tarnation is all this jibber jabber I hear about the Iraqi war going anything but one hundred percent perfectly?! I tell ya what that is: COMMIE talk! These Un-American libs (which include minorities, women, and other minorities, such as blacks and homosexual gay queers!) the war has turned into a black hole with no "forseeable" (whatever in tarnation that big word means) end in sight. To this I say, shut your damn mouth! The only opinions that should be expressed are those that are in total agreement with our distinguished president, Dick Cheney, and his lil buddy George H.W. Bush, a God amongst men. Bush's legacy is that that will rival Reagans. Now, I know most people consider the greatest presidents in history to be Abraham Lincoln and Ronald Reagan. Reagan I agree with, the man was a visionary. Lincoln lost my support the minute he freed them damn slaves! And they've been bitchin ever since! In order to secure his legacy, our Emperor, er... President needs to focus on the real problems: non-white, non Christian minorities. Cause they are the real enemy! YEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWW!!!! Also, them Mex-E-Cans who are raging all sorts of damned hell down south! There's one way to defeat them, and that's to invade Mexico and destroy all their pueblos and taco stands! YEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWW!!!! Well, I've gotta go, my dear wife Meredith and I are taking my virginal daughter Annabelle and my all American son Chip down to the Church, we haven't been there since the 5 hour mega service last night. God bless America, and all in it except those who don't agree with our President! YEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWW!!!!
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To: cheneyrumsfeld08
You're Molly Ivans, aren't you?
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posted on
05/17/2006 8:46:33 PM PDT
by
Nachoman
(I love greasy old bolt guns.)
To: cheneyrumsfeld08
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posted on
05/17/2006 8:47:28 PM PDT
by
Delta 21
( MKC USCG - ret)
To: dead
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posted on
05/17/2006 8:52:52 PM PDT
by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
To: cheneyrumsfeld08
Look - anal fissures are nothing to be ashamed about. You just overestimate your capacity and zap! you're in the Emergency Room getting that garden gnome surgically extracted. It wasn't your fault. Next time when the guy at the counter at the bath-house asks you if you're a new kid all you have to tell him is that the only sex you've ever had is with your hand and you're willing to try livestock, but you gotta work up to it. Lots of lube and remember your distemper and hoof-and-mouth shots. You can find true love, I just know it.
To: cheneyrumsfeld08
I think I can confirm this is a new found transcript of the Viking Kitty (Spittin' Kittens Squadron) bomb run.
In this new video, you can hear VK Red and Blue leaders discuss trolls running scared.
Viking Kitty (Spittin Kittens Squadron) Bomb Run Video
Transcript:
Pilot: "Large group of individuals on the road, do you want me to take those out?"
Command: "Take them out."
Wing Man: "Not a good day for them."
(inaudible, but sounds like "yes sir")
VK Blue Leader: "Viking Kitty Red Leader, this is Blue Leader, Do you have a visual on all these trolls? Over."
Pilot 1: "10 seconds"
Command: "Roger"
VK Red Leader: "Roger Blue Leader, they are running scared from the Viking Kitties. Over."
Pilot: "Impact!"
Command: "Ohhhh Dude!"
Howard Dean: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
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posted on
05/17/2006 9:01:07 PM PDT
by
DocRock
To: cheneyrumsfeld08
And yet just as intellectually substantive as your average leftist rant against the war and/or Bush.
To: 2111USMC
I do believe that was the best, the most thoughtful, the finest response to a troll I have EVER seen.
You Sir... are the King of debate. I hope to see you address the Senate someday on CSPAN.
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posted on
05/17/2006 9:10:56 PM PDT
by
GregoTX
(The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
To: SuzanneWeeks
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posted on
05/17/2006 9:28:53 PM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
To: cheneyrumsfeld08
(snicker)
This is great! I needed a good zot, er, some entertainment just now.
Life just wouldnt be as funny without the occasional troll to get a laugh from!
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posted on
05/17/2006 9:36:24 PM PDT
by
carmenbmw
(My cats name is Mean. He earned it.)
To: cheneyrumsfeld08
Stunningly stupid troll. The subject line is exactly right.
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posted on
05/17/2006 9:43:13 PM PDT
by
Poser
(Willing to fight for oil)
To: 2111USMC; cheneyrumsfeld08
I wouldn't wizz on this maggot if I saw it in flames. Besides, I'd rather Cheney-Rice in 2008.
Rat presidency coming up YEEEAAAHHHHH RIGHHHHT YEEEE HAWWWW
Loser.
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posted on
05/17/2006 9:58:18 PM PDT
by
proud_yank
(A liberal's 'generosity' is limited to the funds available in someone else's account.)
To: cheneyrumsfeld08
my dear wife Meredith and I are taking my virginal daughter Annabelle
Hey, a few more years of liberal policy and perhaps it'd be perfectly legal for your young daughter to be not so virginal!
Run along troll, aren't you late for your NAMBLA meeting?
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posted on
05/17/2006 10:02:47 PM PDT
by
proud_yank
(A liberal's 'generosity' is limited to the funds available in someone else's account.)
To: cheneyrumsfeld08
Looks like you got Dan Rathered
53
posted on
05/17/2006 10:45:28 PM PDT
by
skimask
(People who care what you do don't matter.......People who matter don't care what you do.)
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To: cheneyrumsfeld08
You guys sure seem to be upset that Will Pitt blew it again with his prediction of a Rove indictment.
That's the only explanation for your current behavior: getting toked up/boozed up and posting troll drek.
Oh well, have a nice zot.
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posted on
05/18/2006 5:05:18 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
("Oh No! Zombies!" Actually, they aren't. They just haven't had their coffee yet.)
To: cheneyrumsfeld08
Whooo-ee, making fun of them there Christians, rednecks and Conservatives shore is fun, ain't it? You'ns must've spent pert near all night a-thinkin up such witty stuff.
Well, I gots to git - haveta put on my overalls and go plow the back 40 before the klan meetin' tonight.
Oh, yeah - you'ns got the Zot there, little feller.
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posted on
05/18/2006 5:14:04 AM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(Support American sovereignty - boycott employers of illegal aliens)
To: DaveLoneRanger
You've got WB wav files? I'm looking for the "I...am...Mo-Ron" clip from Freakazoid! I really wanted it during the Clinton Administration but couldn't find it...
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posted on
05/18/2006 6:14:09 AM PDT
by
Kieri
(Dump "Dangerously Incompetent" Debbie, Support Keith Butler for Senate)
To: cheneyrumsfeld08; darkwing104
Viking Hamsters skewer trolls!
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posted on
05/18/2006 6:17:59 AM PDT
by
dynachrome
("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
To: cheneyrumsfeld08
Well, I've gotta go, my dear wife Meredith and I are taking my virginal daughter Annabelle and my all American son Chip down to the Church, we haven't been there since the 5 hour mega service last night. What a bunch of cowards you lefties are, scared of a bunch of Christians.
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posted on
05/18/2006 7:37:51 AM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(Try Jesus--If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.)
To: cheneyrumsfeld08
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posted on
05/18/2006 7:45:07 AM PDT
by
PilloryHillary
(Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase.)
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