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God warns of coastal storms, possible tsunami, Robertson says
PilotOnline.com ^ | 05-17-06 | WestVirginiaRebel

Posted on 05/17/2006 4:05:08 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel

VIRGINIA BEACH-Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson is warning that, according to God, storms and possibly a tidal wave will pound America's coastline this year.

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To: MineralMan

Grow up. You know the point. I'm not here defending Pat Robertson. I'm here to say I'm SICK and tired of ignorant rubes on this Forum sumbitching Christianity and belittling it. I won't stand for it.

God DOES speak to people. He has spoken to me......verbally, audibly.....only twice in my 50 years. Very innocuous little things, too; nothing earthshaking to anyone else. To make fun of this just chaps my hide.


81 posted on 05/17/2006 6:03:02 PM PDT by RightOnline
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To: rockabyebaby

I had a Crystal vision but I keep my visions to myself.


82 posted on 05/17/2006 6:03:23 PM PDT by heights
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To: ohioWfan

Well as a fellow evangelical, all I can say is.......get over it.

I've seen MANY evangelicals "get it wrong". Sometimes they just swear they "heard from God" ......but it was obvious they didn't. Was just.....their own thoughts.

I've seen an equal or greater number of times where it was obvious they DID hear from God. Trouble is, too many are just soooooooo busy, too much 'background noise', to even HEAR the response.

Pat is not a bad person; not a bad man. Right, wrong on this 'word' is immaterial to me. We evangelicals don't need "spokesmen" and I follow none of 'em. I follow ONE. He knows who He is.


83 posted on 05/17/2006 6:06:58 PM PDT by RightOnline
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To: WestVirginiaRebel

God told me that "Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson is an idiot"


84 posted on 05/17/2006 6:09:10 PM PDT by HP8753 (Live Free!!!! .............or don't.)
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To: RightOnline
YOU are an Evangelical??

Do you remember the vile things you said to me? The absolutely worst, vulgar things that anyone has ever said to me on FR...........from a Christian??

I'm having trouble putting the two things together here........

85 posted on 05/17/2006 6:13:09 PM PDT by ohioWfan (PROUD Mom of an Iraqi LIBERATION Vet! THANKS, son!!.)
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To: Torie

"If he heard the Lord right"? Doesn't he know who is speaking to him inside his head and giving him "prophecies?" If not, maybe he needs to head for the nearest psychiatric hospital.


86 posted on 05/17/2006 6:13:29 PM PDT by Cecily
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To: WestVirginiaRebel
HEY PAT!


87 posted on 05/17/2006 6:15:03 PM PDT by RightWingAtheist (Creationism is to conservatism what Howard Dean is to liberalism)
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To: ohioWfan
he has to apologize afterward because he's wrong


IIRC, he apologizes because some were offended by his statements. "I apologize if I offended you....." not apologizing because what he said was wrong.
88 posted on 05/17/2006 6:15:10 PM PDT by presently no screen name
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To: WestVirginiaRebel

And the sun rises in the East. It's hot in Arizona in the summertime.


89 posted on 05/17/2006 6:19:20 PM PDT by HungarianGypsy
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To: RightOnline

BTTT


90 posted on 05/17/2006 6:20:13 PM PDT by presently no screen name
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To: Melas

The great Sam Kinison:

"God's up in heaven going (snicker), 'Yeah I got bored! I got bored so I told Pat Robertson to run for President!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Watch, this! Watch him do it! Watch him do it! Hey, tonight I'm going to make him get up at 3:00 in the morning and tell him to go check his tire pressure! Watch this... Pat, Pat, it's the Lord! I want you to go out and check your tire pressure.'"


91 posted on 05/17/2006 6:21:20 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: presently no screen name
You think? What about Ariel Sharon? Didn't he say he was wrong about that, and that he couldn't know why he had a stroke (after he said that God was punishing him).

Maybe my memory is fuzzy, but that's how I remember it.

92 posted on 05/17/2006 6:24:14 PM PDT by ohioWfan (PROUD Mom of an Iraqi LIBERATION Vet! THANKS, son!!.)
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To: badpacifist
If my ass won't move there may be an angel in the way.....Numbers 22:21-30

Very good. I'm going to have to remember that one.

93 posted on 05/17/2006 6:25:01 PM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian
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To: Old_Mil
Besides, Noah was the last person I can think of that God specifically sent a weather forecast to.

Moses. Forecasts of hailstorms and localized flash flooding come to mind.

94 posted on 05/17/2006 6:27:15 PM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian
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To: Right Wing Professor
My predicition: God is likely to be especially angry between June and November, and the Gulf Coast and Florida are most likely to feel his divine wrath.

Tut! I can top that: I predict that God is sooooo angry he's going to INCREASE the amount of daylight (in the Northern Hemisphere) EVERY SINGLE DAY from now until June 21st (in order to illuminate how angry he really is), after which he'll DECREASE the amount of daylight EVERY SINGLE DAY for SIX WHOLE MONTHS (to show how powerful he can be when he's angry)!

And he won't stop there, oh no! He told me he's going to make it increasing hotter and hotter, until we are are sweltering, and then, just when we think we can't take it any more, he's going to make it get colder and colder until sometime around next February (at first to show how merciful he is after afflicting us with with a heat wave, but then he'll continue to chill us out until we are fearful we are going freeze dead in our tracks.)

Roberston needs to get a more powerful crystal ball if he's thinks he's going to make really impressive predictions.....

95 posted on 05/17/2006 6:27:38 PM PDT by longshadow (FReeper #405, entering his ninth year of ignoring nitwits, nutcases, and recycled newbies)
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To: RightOnline
God DOES speak to people. He has spoken to me......verbally, audibly.....only twice in my 50 years. Very innocuous little things, too; nothing earthshaking to anyone else. To make fun of this just chaps my hide.

There's a huge difference between that and the large-scale gloom and doom that Robertson has, repeatedly declared he has heard.

Still small voices I tend to believe in. But those who predict wholesale doom -- especially those with with political agendas, whether Pat Robertson or Al Gore -- better have one heck of a good track record, if they're going to duck satire barrage.

Remember, when God sent Moses to Pharaoh, he gave him a few tricks to show off with, as well.

96 posted on 05/17/2006 6:35:52 PM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian
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To: ohioWfan

I don't remember hearing him say God told him that - about the stroke. More like since Ariel Sharon was giving away land for peace - that, according to The Bible, was given to the Jews and should not be given away - the stroke could have been a wake up call or punishment.


97 posted on 05/17/2006 6:40:17 PM PDT by presently no screen name
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To: longshadow

I'm impressed. Any thoughts on the Bowl Championship Series? :-)


98 posted on 05/17/2006 6:45:47 PM PDT by Right Wing Professor
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To: WestVirginiaRebel
LOL! This guy is truly a nut, and occasionally craps out some stuff that makes for some funny reading.
99 posted on 05/17/2006 6:48:39 PM PDT by KoRn
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To: Right Wing Professor
Any thoughts on the Bowl Championship Series? :-)

Sorry; I am forbidden to use my Personal Pipeline to the Supernatural ("PPS") for wagering predictions..... something to do with "wages of sin."

;-)

The best I can do is predict that the ultimate winner will not be known until the end of the season.

100 posted on 05/17/2006 6:49:54 PM PDT by longshadow (FReeper #405, entering his ninth year of ignoring nitwits, nutcases, and recycled newbies)
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