Posted on 03/28/2006 6:54:03 AM PST by RonDog
Here is an EXTRAORDINARY after-action report written by a friend who is not yet registered to post on this forum:
My friend RonDog called yesterday, and told me that he may have two extra tickets to the Ann Coulter/Al Franken "debate" at the Gibson Amphitheatre, and asked me if I wanted to go.
Of course I did! When, where and how much? He said the tickets are normally $75 but that these two were no charge, if they were available -- and that I should meet him there by 6 pm for the 7:30 pm show. I said great; I will be there. Ron warned me that he had already promised them to two other friends, and that only one of these possible free tickets was actually confirmed at that time, so I would have to be on "stand by." He said that his one friend was on his way down from Bakersfield, and that the other did not want to drive all the way there if we were not sure that we really had two tickets.
RonDog never did get confirmation of the second ticket from his e-mail "connection" before he had to go offline for his ninety-minute drive to the event. He had no Internet access in the car, and we had no way to reach his contact person by telephone. Since he was pre-occupied with traffic, I called the box office for him to ask if the free tickets really were there waiting for us, and they said that they were. Wrong. When we got there, we found out that the envelope was there as promised, but that it only had ONE ticket. Meanwhile, the guy coming down from Bakersfield was stuck in traffic on the Grapevine and was seriously delayed. Ron said that we could not wait for him – as the show was about to begin.
This is when Providence intervened. RonDog found someone to sell him a "VIP seat" -- four rows from the stage, with a wristband for the after show "dessert" with Ann and Al!
So, he gave me the "free" ticket in the balcony, and we left the ticket that RonDog had already paid for (six rows behind the VIP section) at Will Call for our friend from Bakersfield, and we went inside.
The show was put on by the University of Judaism and thinking to myself that the crowd would be mostly conservative Jews, I was ready for a good night. I was wrong; the mostly Jewish audience was comprised of leftwing appeasers hoping for a Christian bloodbath (Ann is Christian, Al is Jewish). They were wrong. The 20-minute opening speeches were ideological blather from Franken, spewing superficial talking points and Ann forcing facts down the throats of the 85% liberal audience that for the most part seemed to be in shock.
After the speeches it was Q&A time with a Rabbi who should have been fired the minute he opened his mouth. My 12-year-old son could have done a better job at keeping the night rolling and exciting. This Rabbi let Franken ramble on and on reiterating the same tired old "there were no WMD" throw-up, while Ann was just completely bored to tears. Of course when it finally was Ann's turn to talk, she was relentless, with an in-your-face delivery of facts and logic that was fast and furious. (She was like many punk bands that I have recorded who are so wired that it is an assault on your senses, and truly an uncomfortable experience -- IF you don’t get it.)
Speaking of boredom, it seemed to be the theme of the night –- at least as far as Franken was concerned. One of the right wing conservatives in the audience was so bored that while Franken was in one of his 20-minute diatribes, this guy yelled out very loudly from the balcony "BORING!" Franken stopped his gibberish and said, "You are right. I am talking too much, so not to make this any more boring than it has to be yadda yadda yadda…."
Twenty minutes later, Franken was at it again. I think the Rabbi moderator was asleep and even Ann was dozing off, so the guy from the audience yelled "BORING" again, and the three thousand people in the audience got so upset. Boy, I have never heard so many expletives coming from such a self-proclaimed tolerant lot. Nevertheless, Franken lost his composure and got so incredibly pissed he was breaking a sweat, and asking the guy how could he be so "bored" about Veterans Rights, yadda yadda yadda. He looked like he wanted to get out of the chair and beat the guy to a pulp. He also looked like he was about to cry – I mean he was turning all shades of RED, (no pun intended). The man is incredibly insecure. He has to be - he is a comedian. I should know; I have worked with a few of the most successful. Mr. Pryor is rolling over in his grave.
After the show was over, the three of us cleverly got backstage to hobnob with the talent. [Details omitted to protect our future use of those methods and tactics.] We met Ann, and she gave us the secret location of an "after, after party." When we got there, we were greeted by Ann and several celebrities, who shall remain nameless. When I told her that I was the rude guy up in the balcony who yelled "BORING!" she gave me a big hug, and promised that she will invite me to all her LA shows. I think we became best friends...
We hung out with her and about ten of her friends drinking beer and having lots of laughs at the expense of Mr. Franken.
Enjoy the pictures and remember… RonDog and I were there for all of you, and it is my pleasure to share my experience in this blog.
Anonymous
he is a comedian
Really? Could've fooled me.
Ron did you see Ann actually EAT something?
The problem is that the comedian doesn't understand that part of his job on the radio is comedy. He's too busy being a self-righteous twit to stop and spend a little time figuring out how to entertain people. My favorite radio shows aren't just talk. They are entertainment. Rush or Laura Ingraham, for example, make people laugh. They have fun while discussing politics. But the Frankens of the world don't know how to have fun when it comes to politics. On TV, I'd say Jon Stewart is an example of a liberal who knows how to entertain while doing political schtick. But they are rare.
As I mentioned on another thread, it was embarrassing. Regardless of the partisanship of the crowd, Ann failed to garner the support of anyone except her die-hard loyalists. She deserves credit for being fearless, but Newt Gingrich, debating in the same setting against John Edwards last month, was light years ahead of Coulter. She had fewer facts, less verbal acuity, and a dodgier grasp of logic than Franken. Her performance was like watching bad stand-up comedy. Painful.
You mean you can't live on Beer?
u joined today to malign our beloved divine Ms. Coulter???? ;-)
Yo don't get to make statements alluding to Ms. Coulter's lack of command of facts without citing examples, paraphrases or verbatims.
I hope you wore your Nomex ;-p
You lucky dog!!!
I was there last night. I don't know how she was at the after-party, but Ann seemed out of it last night. She was not her usual sharp and cheerful self. She was tense and on the defensive. Franken was more relaxed. Perhaps it was the hostile crowd, but I understand that Ann thrives in front of hostile crowds. She seemed under the weather.
Franken's pitch was pretty much the standard liberal BS talking points. Bush lied to get us into Iraq, gave tax cuts to the wealthy, we need universal health care. He threw in a few cheepshots against Rush Limbaugh and Newt Gingrich too. He's an *******, pure and simple.
The crowd was unbelievably rude and I was stuck right in with a bunch of Franken fans. There was one lady in particular who sat right in front of me. She hooted throughout the performance. I felt like telling her to STFU but I didn't.
Enjoy the picturesPictures should be up soon!
Just a casual FYI:
It's a significant "career limiting maneuver" here at FR to make your very first posts unfounded negative assessments of established conservatives; eVen if you're absolutely 100% right.
So, n00b, take my neighborly (for the time being) advice, and hammer out some substantive legs for your as-yet-unsubstantiated assertions; and don't take too long, either. At least, not if you plan to stick around.
BTW: That howl in the background is the sound of the big generators winding up. Ever actually SEEN 1.21 gigawatts before?? Well, get typing, or you WILL.
Is it true they eat with their butts and crap out their mouths?
They sure were crapping out of their mouths last night. BTW, Franken said he was considering a US Senate run (from Minnesota).
Thanks for validating what I observed as well. It's certainly not a popular opinion on here, but it's coldly accurate. Ann did not acquit herself well in last night's debate. Sorry for not wanting to go into the particulars - it would take too long. But it would be next to impossible for an unbiased observer to say that she was the winner - or even that she tied. You really had to be there.
For whatever reason, she was not on top of her game last night. Sometimes people have bad nights. She had one. She's human. She's not a machine.
Well...umm...where's the new pix?
I thought exactly the same thing last night. If Franken had spewed those same tired old talking points, Dennis would have thrashed him.
I only wish she had. He said nothing original.
Did anyone video tape?
Private cameras were not allowed in but I'm guessing that it was taped by the event holders. There were two large TV screens for those of us who were sitting far away.
It was a predictable debate.
The debate they had 2 years ago was better.
I guess when you hear both these people all the time on the cable shows.
You pretty much know what there going to say.
Like fish in a barrel for Ann even though she's still wrong on UAE's DP World.
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