Posted on 02/03/2006 9:26:32 AM PST by dennisw
I know. It's better.
I've always thought of the Klingon's as more like Vikings.
LEAD TENOR JIHADI:
And now it's...
Springtime for Allah and Sharia
The Ummah is happy and gay!
We're marching at a faster rate
Look out, here comes the Khalifate!
Springtime for Allah and Sharia
Iran's a fine land once more!
Springtime for Allah and Sharia
Watch out, Europe
We're going on tour!
Springtime for Allah and Sharia...
CHORUS:
Look, it's springtime
LEAD TENOR JIHADI:
Winter for Israel and France
CHORUS AND JIHADI:
Springtime for Allah and Sharia!
CHORUS:
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
JIHADI:
Come on, Mullahs, Go into your dance!
SHEIKH "YERBOOTY":
I was born in Djibouti so they call me "Sheikh Yerbooty"
SHEIKH "MEL":
When we see U.S. Marines, we blow ourselves to smithereens!
ULULA:
Jihad is coming, Jihad is coming, Jihad is coming!
JIHADI #1:
Allah akbar!
JIHADI #2:
Allah akbar!
LEAD TENOR JIHADI:
Allah akbar!
Springtime for Allah and Sharia
ALL: Allah akbar!
MULLAH:
Allah akbar
Hail to thee
Mohammed's the goat bugger
Who changed history
Allah akbar
Raise your hand
There's no greater
Prophet in the land!
Everything I do, I do for Allah!
CHORUS:
Yes, you do!
MULLAH:
If you're looking for a war, here's World War Four!
Allah akbar
Raise your AK
CHORUS:
Ulululululul!
MULLAH:
Ev'ry Wahabi, Sunni and Shia stand and say
CHORUS:
Hooray!
Ev'ry Wahabi, Sunni and Shia...
MULLAH:
Allah akbar!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry Wahabi, Sunni and Shia...
MULLAH:
Allah akbar!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry Wahabi, Sunni and Shia...
MULLAH:
...stand and cheer!
THE BURQA-ETTES:
The Mullah is making a tumult!
He's got those infidels running scared
You gotta love that wacky Arab!
The Mullah is making a tumult
They can't say "no" to his demands
They're freaking out in foreign lands
He's got the whole world in his hands
The Mullah is making a tumult!
MULLAH:
I was just a camel humper
Just a simple man
Got a phone call from the Taliban
Told me I was Imam
Arabia was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Strapped on my suicide band
And went to Afghanistan
Now the Ummah's smiling through!
But it wasn't always so easy...
It was 2001. Osama bin Laden was working the Big Room and I...
I was playing the lounge. And then I got my big break.
We hit the Pentagon and the WTC. And, would you believe it?
They made me Imam. Imam!
It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
Allah akbar
Watch my show
I'm the Muslim Barbra Streisand
Dontcha know
We are crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Ev'ryone say Allah akbar
Allah akbar!
And now it's...
CHORUS:
Springtime for Allah and Sharia
Butts up the heads up today
MULLAH:
Springtime!
Butts up!
CHORUS MEN:
Infidels losing their heads again
CHORUS WOMEN:
Wife beating is on the rise again
MULLAH & CHORUS:
Springtime for Allah and Sharia
Virgins are waiting for more
Springtime for Allah and Sharia
MULLAH:
Means that...
CHORUS:
Soon we'll be going...
MULLAH:
We've got to be going...
CHORUS:
You know we'll be going....
MULLAH:
You bet we'll be going...
MULLAH & CHORUS:
You know we'll be going to holy war!!
Muslims there own best friends, even the most liberal of my friends are turning anti Muslim.
You know this, plus the election in Palestine, plus the election in Iran, plus the election of druglords in Afghanistan, all convinces me that the Middle East is not deserving of my billions in tax dollars to try and educate and liberate and bring democracy to these people. These people are backward savages not worth spilling our soldiers' blood for.
You know what Ronald Reagan did? He took Saddam off the terrorist list and used the guy to further our aims at a fraction of the cost of this current Iraq mess. We should never have kicked out Saddam; we should have just hired him.
Our best friends in the Middle East are the friendly dictators like in Saudia Arabia and Pakistan. Screw democracy for those people; let's go back to using dictators until those people evolve into modern men.
Be careful! Yasser Arafat, like Rock Hudson, died from bad crack!
'cause he's the only one who can read and write english?
Iowahawk?
I hope they will never reach the surface of Uranus..
Okey-dokey....
Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my miscellaneous ping list.
"I guess my civilized upbringing automatically wants to assume that it must be a joke because nobody could POSSIBLY be serious in saying that. "
And therein lies the problem. Just as it's hard for you to grasp the concept, it's the same for the leftists. The left is convinced that muslims are just nice people who are being mistreated. And that is the kind of split that could lead to the west's demise.
These photos could be setups. However, I find it more likely that they had one or two people who were just good at making signs. What isn't a setup is the muslim behavior. Can you get your head around people that shoot children in the back? Can you get your head around people that will drive an airplane into a building, and then dance and celebrate the carnage? Can you get your head around muslims calling the people in the buildings enemy combatants? Can you get your head around people that will behead children? Can you get your head around men that rape women, but consider it to be ok because they are infidels?
Maybe your head is ok, maybe you just need to keep your eyes open?
Of course, we hear the Vikings were a bit like that, too. Maybe they're the later Romulans or the Cardassians or something.. :^)
The planet is not large enough for us and them.
They have to go.
The jackasses are tripping over themselves to die a martyr's death before Allah runs out of virgins BUMP.
"...Hey, Islam, take some lessons from Hiroshima...."
No other posts will be accepted. We have a winner here.
You are the voice of moderation.
That voice, since the turn of the 20th century, has been the direct cause of 100,000,000 needless deaths from wars and purges alone. Great for addressing overpopulation, but not so great for the victims.
I don't think we can afford to waste another 25 years for you to educate yourself.
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