A Few of FR's Finest...Every Day....02-02-06...Kids Say The Darndest Things!

dutchess

[dutchess]

A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day

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Kids Say The Darndest Things!

Most grade school teachers agree that kids say the darndest things. Here are some examples:

The future of "I give" is "I take."

The parts of speech are lungs and air.

The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosqitoes.

A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population.

Define H2O and CO2. H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.

A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.

The general direction of the Alps is straight up.

A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it through an aviator.

Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.

The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 oppossums.

The spinal column is a long bunch of bones.

The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.

We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.

One of the main causes of dust is janitors.

A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly constipated authorities.

One by-product of raising cattle is calves.

To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the nose until it drips into the throat.

The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

The climate is hottest next to the Creator.

Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply religious feelings.

The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.

Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.

The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other.

In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon.

Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.

In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to Utah.

A person should take a bath once in the summer, not so often in the winter

Out of the mouth of babes! Have a GREAT Thursday...feel free to share special stories (AND pictures of the little ones in your life) ...and thanks for stopping in at the FINEST!

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[Billie]

Tony wasn't in class yesterday because he had romantic fever. He was at the doctor's for four hours. He's well today. Thank you. Tony's mother.

Ah, yes..."romantic fever"...LOL Tony learned wolfie-talk early in life. :)

ST.LOUIE1 his chosen name;
His mother always knew
This was not just any wolf..
He's quite special, it is true. 

They came from every thread
Because he is so Fine!
This little wolfie, Louie...
The ladies clamored, "Mine!"

Well....that was then and this is now,
And wolfie's all grown up.
Has he changed? Did he mature?
If yes means no, and no means yes,
The answer then is, "Yup!"

Billie ~ wolfie's birthday, 2003 

[Billie]

Thanks for the smile with this post, Temple. I'm glad to hear how much joy he's bringing you. :)

[JustAmy]

Good night, Nan. Sweet dreams.

Hope to see you tomorrow.

[JustAmy]

Such handsome young men. Thank you for sharing them with us DD.

[Billie]

Goodnight to all - sorry I was away and missed everyone this evening - have a good night. Hugs and great pictures!

[JustAmy]

Night, Billie. Sweet dreams.

Hope to see you tomorrow.

[luvie]

Thanks for sharing those adorable pictures. You must be very proud of them.

[luvie]

That is too cute...just like Wolfbo!

[scott7278]

That's funny!

[Mama_Bear]

Please join us for
TGIF at the Finest!

[ST.LOUIE1]

Ah, yes..."romantic fever"...LOL Tony learned wolfie-talk early in life. :)

LOL! I had forgotten your poem to me that year. I love it! : ) I have it tucked away in my "Special' folder.

[ST.LOUIE1]

That is too cute...just like Wolfbo!

Thank you, ((((((Luvbo)))))))

: )