New Invention Removes Odor From Hog Manure

AP ^ | 1-16-2006

[pipecorp]

but will it get the stink out of the left?

[Physicist]

"The deadliest bull---t is odorless and invisible." --William Gibson

[Cagey]

I don't even mind the word “manure.” You know, it's, it's “nure,” which is good. and a “ma” in front of it. MA-NURE. When you consider the other choices, “manure” is actually pretty refreshing.

Now, about that 500k Federal Grant.

[rellimpank]

--sounds suspiciously like a centrifuge--

[GreenHornet]

A man has received a $500,000 federal grant to mass produce his invention, a machine that removes the odor from hog manure.

With Valentine's Day just around the corner, order yours now!

[RegulatorCountry]

Inspired by "when the $#!t hits the fan," no doubt.

[Larry Lucido]

So, is Beef-a-reeno back on the menu?

[tet68]

The water is vented through the top of the dryer and vaporizes in the outside air.

Here we see the inventor/hog farmer at work.

[Emmett McCarthy]

Where can I order the home model?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I am sure there will be a lot of jokes on this thread but if it works as advertised this really would be a blessing. When the wind is blowing right the hog farm down the road is enough to gag a maggot.

And no the hog farm was not there first. It used to be a soybean farm.

[JoeFromSidney]

Any volatile odoriferous chemicals are sure to go out with the water vapor, and stink too.

[45Auto]

The water is vented through the top of the dryer and vaporizes in the outside air.

Creating a massive stink in the local vicinity, no doubt.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

As someone who lives across the road from a hog farm, I could live with it!

Actually, pig chit could be as useable in the garden as cow manure, but it takes a long time to break down, as does chicken manure; both are too acidic for immediate use.

As someone who's moved at least a ton of chicken chit during her lifetime, and has to wait two years for it to be usable in her garden, a process for speeding up the aging process for pig chit and chicken chit would be very welcomed. I'm all for it. :)

[Khurkris]

Darn good invention.

Find a need and fill it. EXCELLENT!

[RegulatorCountry]

"Creating a massive stink in the local vicinity, no doubt."

Can't be any worse than it already is, though.

[buck61]

That machine will never be invented, the stink is just too powerful. I would rather smell the manure from hogs than to get too close to a Dem, low life,scumb sucking, botton feeder
piece of shlit, mouth polutition, air bag, etc, etc, etc,etc.

[Cagey]

I've been by some chicken farms in Delaware that did the same thing, even with the windows in my Jeep tightly closed and the air on recycle.

They say people get used to it, but I can't imagine.

[ARealMothersSonForever]

Turning pigsh!t into cash. Novel idea.

[sgtbono2002]

It sounds to me like the washing machine Hillary washes "Old Crusty" in. Its a shame it doesnt work.