I prefer mine a little more on the rare side...
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To: Aussie Dasher
Had a cat once who loved to open cabinet drawers and push buttons.
It's not beyond belief that the cat did this to herself.
2 posted on
12/29/2005 4:36:57 AM PST by
muawiyah
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To: Aussie Dasher
There's no shortage of sick people in this world.
3 posted on
12/29/2005 4:36:57 AM PST by
dropzone
To: Aussie Dasher
4 posted on
12/29/2005 4:38:21 AM PST by
ASA Vet
(Those who know don't talk, those who talk don't know.)
To: Aussie Dasher
5 posted on
12/29/2005 4:40:12 AM PST by
Dallas59
(“You love life, while we love death"( Al-Qaeda & Democratic Party)
To: Aussie Dasher
I wonder what you taste like. Troll meat?
6 posted on
12/29/2005 4:50:50 AM PST by
nuf said
(as you wish)
To: Aussie Dasher
Oh the jokes I could come up with. Ok... I'm leaving now.
8 posted on
12/29/2005 4:52:40 AM PST by
Shaun_MD
(Peace isn't pretty and freedom isn't free)
To: Aussie Dasher
Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese
It aint pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you dont complain.
But thats not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfields on my fork.
Hes purrin here on my fork.
...
Theres a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and youll neve
r know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys: They fry it real crisp in dough.
(To the tune of Cat in the Cradle)
9 posted on
12/29/2005 4:53:16 AM PST by
Jaxter
("Vivit Post Funera Virtus")
To: Aussie Dasher
I remember , back in the sixties, when We got our first MW, that was one of the first things I pondered. (after the egg thing) I'm such a sick puppy!
To: Aussie Dasher
That's not even funny.....to show humor in an article like this says alot.....I hope those subhuman monsters get exactly the same treatment they did to a helpless animal. Very sick....it's not a joke.
13 posted on
12/29/2005 5:01:50 AM PST by
Fawn
To: Aussie Dasher
This is extremely sick. Some time ago we had a patient admitted with chest pain. Her house had been robbed. The thieves hung out awhile. Put her cat in the microwave and cooked it. They took pictures of the cat with her camera. When they developed the film that is what they found.
And no cat can close a microwave door and while in it, turn it on. Are you serious?
To: Aussie Dasher
I was in a Chinese eatery once. A it was a "fast food" type establishment. I was standing in line with about 5 or 6 other people and we all heard yelling and loud talk coming from the kitchen area in Chinese. A gentleman behind me asked "I wonder what they're talking about". I replied they were probably arguing over whether the cat was fresh or frozen.
To: Aussie Dasher
It takes a real man to abuse and kill an 8 pound cat.
To: Aussie Dasher
You like Lynx eehh?
The Forest Service had employees arrested for placing fake lynx hair in the forest to make people believe there was a presence of the rare cat.
27 posted on
12/29/2005 5:21:19 AM PST by
bert
(Slay Pinch)
To: Aussie Dasher
Cleveland Police took the female cat and the microwave away for examination They checked it's sex? they should be out catching terrorists!
29 posted on
12/29/2005 5:24:56 AM PST by
vimto
(Life isn't a dry run)
To: Aussie Dasher
Cats are indeed microwavable, you just need to add more paprika.
HI FAWN! Knew you'd be here!!
31 posted on
12/29/2005 5:26:41 AM PST by
Al Gator
(Remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!)
To: Aussie Dasher
If this is true then put them in a microwave and turn up the juice.
33 posted on
12/29/2005 5:28:49 AM PST by
YOUGOTIT
To: Aussie Dasher
37 posted on
12/29/2005 5:29:26 AM PST by
DCPatriot
("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon)
For all the dog lovers on FR
39 posted on
12/29/2005 5:31:18 AM PST by
WKB
(If you can't dazzle them with brilliance.. then Baffle them with BS)
To: Aussie Dasher
Oven broiling makes better cats.
45 posted on
12/29/2005 5:38:30 AM PST by
Modok
To: Aussie Dasher
Is this the thread where we can restart the debate on hunting cats in Wisconsin?
47 posted on
12/29/2005 6:05:08 AM PST by
WorkingClassFilth
(The problem with being a 'big tent' Party is that the clowns are seated with the paying customers.)
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