[Aussie Dasher]

I prefer mine a little more on the rare side...

[muawiyah]

Had a cat once who loved to open cabinet drawers and push buttons.

It's not beyond belief that the cat did this to herself.

[dropzone]

There's no shortage of sick people in this world.

[ASA Vet]

Cat Chowmein

[Dallas59]

[nuf said]

I wonder what you taste like. Troll meat?

[Shaun_MD]

Oh the jokes I could come up with. Ok... I'm leaving now.

[Jaxter]

Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese
It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you don’t complain.
But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfield’s on my fork.
He’s purrin’ here on my fork.

...

There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and you’ll neve
r know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys: They fry it real crisp in dough.

(To the tune of Cat in the Cradle)

[wolfcreek]

I remember , back in the sixties, when We got our first MW, that was one of the first things I pondered. (after the egg thing) I'm such a sick puppy!

[Fawn]

That's not even funny.....to show humor in an article like this says alot.....I hope those subhuman monsters get exactly the same treatment they did to a helpless animal. Very sick....it's not a joke.

[AmericaUnite]

This is extremely sick. Some time ago we had a patient admitted with chest pain. Her house had been robbed. The thieves hung out awhile. Put her cat in the microwave and cooked it. They took pictures of the cat with her camera. When they developed the film that is what they found.

And no cat can close a microwave door and while in it, turn it on. Are you serious?

[joesbucks]

I was in a Chinese eatery once. A it was a "fast food" type establishment. I was standing in line with about 5 or 6 other people and we all heard yelling and loud talk coming from the kitchen area in Chinese. A gentleman behind me asked "I wonder what they're talking about". I replied they were probably arguing over whether the cat was fresh or frozen.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

It takes a real man to abuse and kill an 8 pound cat.

[bert]

You like Lynx eehh?

The Forest Service had employees arrested for placing fake lynx hair in the forest to make people believe there was a presence of the rare cat.

[vimto]

Cleveland Police took the female cat and the microwave away for examination They checked it's sex? they should be out catching terrorists!

[Al Gator]

Cats are indeed microwavable, you just need to add more paprika.

HI FAWN! Knew you'd be here!!

[YOUGOTIT]

If this is true then put them in a microwave and turn up the juice.

[DCPatriot]

Pretty damned sick, IMO.

[WKB]

For all the dog lovers on FR

[Modok]

Oven broiling makes better cats.

[WorkingClassFilth]

Is this the thread where we can restart the debate on hunting cats in Wisconsin?