I was in a Chinese eatery once. A it was a "fast food" type establishment. I was standing in line with about 5 or 6 other people and we all heard yelling and loud talk coming from the kitchen area in Chinese. A gentleman behind me asked "I wonder what they're talking about". I replied they were probably arguing over whether the cat was fresh or frozen.
Last time I ate Chinese, the food was so fresh it was still miowing.