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Billy Bashes Bob (Mugabe gets gored by billy goat)
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Posted on 12/23/2005 7:13:05 PM PST by gop4lyf
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To: Vicomte13
Isn't the large intestine above the small intestine? How could billy get scrotum and large intestine at same time? Must have made a second and upward thrust.
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posted on
12/23/2005 7:31:36 PM PST
by
luvbach1
(Near the belly of the beast in San Diego)
To: luvbach1
I'm sure not a doctor but I beleive the large one is below the small one.
Gotta admit, if this is true, the goat did a great job.
Betcha it hurt.....
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posted on
12/23/2005 7:33:35 PM PST
by
76834
(There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.)
To: domenad
I'm glad I'm not the only one wondering that.
43
posted on
12/23/2005 7:33:36 PM PST
by
FreedomPoster
(Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
To: gop4lyf
Whilst Bob swung the bottle at the goat, it quickly and sharply pierced Bob's scrotum, and large bowel.Goat Shishka-Bob.
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posted on
12/23/2005 7:33:58 PM PST
by
Squeako
(ACLU: "Only Christians, Boy Scouts and War Memorials are too vile to defend.")
To: perfect stranger
"Let loose the goats of war."But first, aren't you supposed to cry "Havoc!"?
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posted on
12/23/2005 7:34:14 PM PST
by
Redbob
To: Redbob
I was going to the book shelf to find my PJ O'Rourke section, to recall the exact quote, thanks.
To: gop4lyf
Aw, c'mon, this can't possibly be true!
(. . . wonder if the goat story is cover for an attack by a jealous husband?)
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posted on
12/23/2005 7:37:11 PM PST
by
AnAmericanMother
(. . . Ministrix of ye Chace (recess appointment), TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary . . .)
To: gop4lyf
That goat qualifies as a weapon of nads destruction.
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posted on
12/23/2005 7:37:46 PM PST
by
hometoroost
(TSA = Thousands Standing Around)
To: gop4lyf
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posted on
12/23/2005 7:37:48 PM PST
by
stbdside
To: gop4lyf
By the time they reached Christmas pass outside mutare, the President was in horrible pain and had to be rushed to a secret location in Mutare for medical treatment.Sounds like they were a long way from medical help. Pierced gut plus time equals death. Wonder if there is any antibiotic strong enough in that country to take care of that? How good are the medical facilities there?
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posted on
12/23/2005 7:38:38 PM PST
by
McGavin999
(If Intelligence Agencies can't find leakers, how can we expect them to find terrorists?)
To: gop4lyf
The goat was just trying to help Bob over the fence. Honest.
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posted on
12/23/2005 7:38:41 PM PST
by
RichInOC
("Lovin' ewe is easy 'cause ewe're beautiful...makin' love with ewe is all I want to do...")
To: gop4lyf
Hmmm, appears to be a real story. Sure do hate it.
Hope they didn't punish the goat.
MM
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posted on
12/23/2005 7:40:08 PM PST
by
MississippiMan
(Behold now behemoth...he moves his tail like a cedar. Job 40:17)
To: McGavin999
Was thinking along the same lines.
Large intestine is where the fecal matter collects.
If ruptured and contents spill into the abdominal cavity bad stuff can happen.
Peronitus </sp gangrene etc.
Lets all hope Ole Bob has a slow, painful lingering death.
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posted on
12/23/2005 7:43:32 PM PST
by
76834
(There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.)
To: Vicomte13
I've never seen one with RAZOR SHARP HORNS.I've read through the text several times, and it NEVER says that the goat used its horns to inflict the damage. Perhaps the goat was engaging in other activities with him when the injuries occured. Recall the fellow up in the Pacific Northwest who recently died while at a stable. The injuries there were somewhat similar.
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posted on
12/23/2005 7:43:47 PM PST
by
PAR35
To: PAR35
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posted on
12/23/2005 7:44:37 PM PST
by
umgud
(uncompassionate conservative)
To: gop4lyf
Yet more proof that there IS a God and he's got a sense of humor.
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posted on
12/23/2005 7:45:07 PM PST
by
joebuck
To: Battle Axe
Looks like a small goat, doesn't have big enough horns.
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posted on
12/23/2005 7:46:55 PM PST
by
FairOpinion
(Merry Christmas!)
To: gop4lyf
Mugabe Gored?
Better him than us!
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posted on
12/23/2005 7:52:27 PM PST
by
WideGlide
(That light at the end of the tunnel might be a muzzle flash.)
To: gop4lyf
Coverup story for possible asassination attempt?
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posted on
12/23/2005 8:11:37 PM PST
by
Old Flat Toad
(Pima County, home of the single vehicle accident with 40 victims.)
To: gop4lyf; All
Wow this is excellent news!! Just about made my day :)
But before I go spreading the good news with everyone I know, can anyone confirm this story from MSNBC or CNN, or another reliable news service?
I'm not doubting the story, but I googled it under News and Web and the only match was the same source as the article in this thread.
Considering that the author of the article seems hostile towards Mugabe, is there anywhere else this story is reported? Otherwise it may just be a joke :(
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