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25 ways to tell if you're a Redneck
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Posted on 11/01/2005 6:50:26 AM PST by Phantom Lord
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To: Phantom Lord
You might be a redneck if both your house and your pick up truck are on blocks!
To: RegulatorCountry
Your dad walks you to school, cause your in the same grade.
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posted on
11/01/2005 7:13:47 AM PST
by
mike1sg
(Mystery-ak's hubby, still proud of what we are doing in Iraq.)
To: Pete
If your net worth is in direct proportion to the number of junk cars in your front yard...you might be a redneck.
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posted on
11/01/2005 7:14:38 AM PST
by
cyclotic
(Cub Scouts-Teach 'em young to be men, and politically incorrect in the process)
To: Phantom Lord
11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen start your engines."If you think the actual last words are "Play Ball!", what does it make you?
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posted on
11/01/2005 7:15:08 AM PST
by
JRios1968
("Cogito, ergo FReep": I think, therefore I FReep.)
To: mike1sg
Your grandma gets her cough medicine at the liquor store.
(my hand is raised)
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posted on
11/01/2005 7:16:37 AM PST
by
colorcountry
(Proud Parent of a Soldier, a UPS Driver, an Executive, a Construction Worker, and a Student)
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To: colorcountry
You go to family reunions to meet girls.
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posted on
11/01/2005 7:20:57 AM PST
by
mike1sg
(Mystery-ak's hubby, still proud of what we are doing in Iraq.)
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To: Phantom Lord
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posted on
11/01/2005 7:21:59 AM PST
by
EX52D
Comment #30 Removed by Moderator
To: mike1sg
You go to family reunions to meet girls.
***
You go to the local VD clinic to pick up girls.
To: Phantom Lord
If you can repair anything in your house, your car, or your boat from spares found in your backyard... You might be a redneck.
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posted on
11/01/2005 7:24:37 AM PST
by
SlowBoat407
(The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
To: Phantom Lord
9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA...too funny
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posted on
11/01/2005 7:24:42 AM PST
by
melbell
(A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing, and say your mother)
To: Phantom Lord
If this is one of your Christmas decorations.
You might be a redneck
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posted on
11/01/2005 7:24:44 AM PST
by
WKB
(If you can't dazzle them with brilliance.. then Baffle them with BS)
To: Phantom Lord
If when you mow your lawn, you find a car...you might be a redneck.
To: WKB
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posted on
11/01/2005 7:26:49 AM PST
by
sausageseller
(Look out for the jackbooted spelling police. There! Everywhere!(revised cause the "man" accosted me!)
To: cyclotic
If you've been ordered to attend sensitivity classes for referring to your 65 year old husband as a "retard engineer"...you might be a redneck.
To: sure_fine
Nah....Boortz is okay. Opinionated, but okay. Now if Teddy Kennedy or Chuckie Schumer told these jokes, I'd be majorly po'd.
Bye, gotta go find bubba. I can't remember if I get to wipe on odd or even sheets and I got this potty ring going on. He's gonna have a hissy fit if I use his sheets.
To: Phantom Lord
We rednecks do have one other small and insignificant trait.
When war is upon us, we are not cowering under our trailers, we are first in line, always.
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posted on
11/01/2005 7:29:37 AM PST
by
cynicom
To: sausageseller
Or if this is your family yot:
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posted on
11/01/2005 7:30:48 AM PST
by
WKB
(If you can't dazzle them with brilliance.. then Baffle them with BS)
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