You go to family reunions to meet girls.
You go to family reunions to meet girls.
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You go to the local VD clinic to pick up girls.
You have to roll up your sleeve and look at your arm to spell your wife's name...
You quit your job because deer season is fixin to start...
Your car's antitheft device is the way it looks....
You think people with grass in their yards ar uppity...
(raises hand again ((I DO live in a desert))
You've been fired from a construction job because of your appearance...