FReeper Canteen ~ Military Short Speak ~ Oct. 31, 2005

Casper the Friendly Ghost

[Lady Jag]

A cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley" He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Timothy and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

[StarCMC]

Good evening Radu!! This is your night, huh? LOL!

[Lady Jag]

All chipmunks are cute.

[Gucho]

Bump

[StarCMC]

BAD BAD BAD!!! LOL

[luvie]

Oh, girl....that is too cute! But your tummy is gonna get cold with all that snow falling around you! LOL!

[SevenofNine]

TOMKOW were you at DA Bears game they televise that I Think I saw you in the stand wearing burka????

Yeah they televise that game than Raider game that was in LA Times TV listnings WTF

HEYYY Star BTW I did see Mr Valerie Plame girlman man Joe Wilsaon on 60 minutes BOY that hit piece

Of Course ED Bradley ask most KISSA*** questions I am serious asking dumb question

[TASMANIANRED]

Never saw one that wasn't photogenic.

[Kathy in Alaska]

My goodness, Star.....my tongue is really confused with all those Rs. So much to read and a field trip to Ramadi. Thanks for today's Military Short Speak.

[StarCMC]

Has Ed Bradley ever asked a smart question?? Just curious. (He he he!)

[SevenofNine]

Come think of it the SO CAL Media wake up to the story that Casey Sheehan wasn't raised by Cindy was it by Stepmom and his biological husband

BTW breaking news off Kydto news wire report that Japanese Island has been struck by earthquake measuring 7.6 on Ricther Scale DAMN

Luckly no people live on this island

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks, Hope, for today's Pledge. Thank you, AfghanMan, for your service to America. Prayers sent for your safety and success of mission. Hello, Penguin Girl.

[Jack Deth]

Thanks, Star:

I think Ma FReepmailed me a link to the JD photo months ago. Been waiting to find the wherewithal to do it.

Thanks, MoJo!

Thanks, Es!

Did the "Good Uncle" thing and talked over College Selection and Applications with my niece, Kyrie.

Grocery shopping. Laundry Day for bedding and linens.
Watched Bravo's "100 Scariest Movie Moments". Fair list. Agreed with most of it, but "Jaws" should not have been #1.

Jack.

[StarCMC]

You're welcome Kathy!! MAke sure you click on the story about the father who recruited his son AND the Des Moines Regeister's embed. They were DEFINITELY my favorite links this week.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Hehe.. I have to take the chance of being a tad chilly if I am going to make a fashion splash.. beside that I don't know where you girls are getting the cutie costumes.. we must be going to different sites... but then again it makes our fashion show that much more interesting..( can you tell I never get to go shopping.. am I deprived of what???)So are you ready for the little goblins tomorrow night? We are loaded for hungry monster here-we give out full size snickers over here.

[Lady Jag]

Good evening, JD.

[Kathy in Alaska]

[SevenofNine]

I remember when Ed Bradley did Jacko interview even that he try make Jacko A MAMMIAL asking 6 grade test about his trial and stuff

Toward the end you could tell Ed was tick off DUDE get off my SHOW
Jacko probably said behind the scenes


I thought it was 60 minutes

NO DUDE just few minutes you freaking me out LOL!

[luvie]

Howdy, Radu! I think I just gained a pound just looking at all that yummy candy! Mmmmmmm....chocolate!

[laurenmarlowe]

Sounds like a very fine day Jack!