To: tomkow6
A cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley" He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Timothy and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
141 posted on
10/30/2005 8:17:46 PM PST by
Lady Jag
(Semper Paratus!)
To: Lady Jag
145 posted on
10/30/2005 8:19:24 PM PST by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: Lady Jag
Geez Louise.....I can't wait for tomorrow!
Where do you get these off shore ditties?
162 posted on
10/30/2005 8:29:14 PM PST by
BIGLOOK
(I once opposed keelhauling but recently have come to my senses.)
To: Lady Jag
180 posted on
10/30/2005 8:42:12 PM PST by
TASMANIANRED
(Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
To: Lady Jag
195 posted on
10/30/2005 9:03:10 PM PST by
luvie
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