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| DCBRYAN1
Posted on 10/30/2005 9:28:18 AM PST by DCBryan1

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To: DCBryan1
Red...top, bottom, and all the way through. Skanks of the world unite!
To: DCBryan1; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; tiamat; ...

"My drink came out of the same bottle as my hair color."
82
posted on
10/30/2005 10:24:29 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(Texas State Motto: "Regular or Extra-Crispy?")
To: DCBryan1
She looks a little long in the tooth.
To: SevenofNine
This was my referencce for #61:
Mickey Gilley
The Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time
(chorus)
The girls all get prettier at closing time
They all begin to look like movie stars
The girls all get prettier at closing time
When the change starts taking place
It puts a glow on every face
Of the falling angels of the back street bars
(verse 1)
If I could rate'em on a scale from 1 to 10
I'm lookin' for a 9 but 8 would slip right in
A few more drinks and I might slip to a 5 or even a 4
But when tomorrow morning comes, and I wake up with a number 1
I sware I'll never do it anymore
(verse 2)
Now I don't mean to criticize the girls at all
Cause I know Robert Redford even overhauls
We all picture in our minds a girl that looks just right
Ain't it funny, ain't it strange, how a man's opinion changes
When he starts to face that lonely night
84
posted on
10/30/2005 10:25:37 AM PST
by
paulat
To: maggief
Going home in her new ride.
85
posted on
10/30/2005 10:25:43 AM PST
by
billhilly
(If you're lurking here from DU (Democrats unglued), I trust this post will make you sick.)
To: DCBryan1
Bartender: "Look, lady. You can sleep anywhere you want with anyone you want. But you can't do it here. Now get out and let me close up!"
MoDo: "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. You got a couch I could crash on, Cutie-Pie?" [Coyly] ... "I can ... make it worth your while, I ya know what I mean ..."
Bartender: [gouging out his eyes with a melon baller] "I won't be needing THESE any more ..."
86
posted on
10/30/2005 10:26:52 AM PST
by
IronJack
To: RonDog
Of all the gin joints in all the world why does Judy Miller have to come here!
To: Milhous
Oooh, in that case, I can hardly wait either!
But feel free to post it here if you like :)
88
posted on
10/30/2005 10:29:11 AM PST
by
lainie
To: Stallone
Is that a Leak in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?It's more likely she scared him so bad, he wet his pants. LOL
To: manwiththehands
I've dated a couple of really "hot" looking libs.Isn't that an oxymoron? ;^)
90
posted on
10/30/2005 10:31:20 AM PST
by
DCPatriot
("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon)
To: rhombus
> At last I got the ruby slippers from that miserable little brat!

MoDo (l) admires Zeta's shoes (r).
91
posted on
10/30/2005 10:31:33 AM PST
by
cloud8
To: DCBryan1
The goggles! They do nothing!
92
posted on
10/30/2005 10:32:21 AM PST
by
SquirrelKing
(I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.)
To: NRA2BFree
Hey...I think Mary Matlin is very sexy...in a Susan Sarandon sort of way. Must be her voice.
93
posted on
10/30/2005 10:33:55 AM PST
by
DCPatriot
("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon)
To: DCBryan1

"Ann Coulter, beware...in ten years, this could be you. And trust me...this sucks."
94
posted on
10/30/2005 10:34:08 AM PST
by
RichInOC
(Harriet Miers still has the kind of legal career that Ann Coulter can only dream of.)
To: DCBryan1
If Dowd entered college in 1969, she must be in her 50's...right?...
I didn't realize she was that old!
To: Slings and Arrows
Don't do it. That picture is more engineered than a Boeing 747....with a leaking center fuel tank and all!
96
posted on
10/30/2005 10:35:21 AM PST
by
DCPatriot
("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon)
To: DCBryan1
I think if a man was dumb enough to go home with her, he would wake up shaved, on all fours, with a ball-gag in his mouth and she would have a whip in her hand. I think if a man was dumb enough to go home with her, he would deserves to wake up shaved, on all fours, with a ball-gag in his mouth and she would have a whip in her hand.
Now, that's the way it should read. :o)
To: Sisku Hanne
She's got Peggy Hill feet.
98
posted on
10/30/2005 10:35:51 AM PST
by
Crawdad
(So the guy says to the doctor, "It hurts when I do this.")
To: DCBryan1
Airbrushing: Its not just for Playboy anymore.
With feet like that, I would be looking for an Adam's Apple on that broad.
99
posted on
10/30/2005 10:36:30 AM PST
by
Clemenza
(Gentlemen, Behold!)
To: DCBryan1
100
posted on
10/30/2005 10:36:44 AM PST
by
Boazo
(From the mind of BOAZO)
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