Caption This: Help Matt Drudge out with Maureen Dowd Photo! (It's getting beer-thirty am)

Drudge Report ^ | 30 OCT 05 | DCBRYAN1

[DCBryan1]

NEW IN TOWN SAILOR? (Click here to see current captions).

[DCPatriot]

Damn...you'd think she'd have that skirt up over her knee just a little....you know...so we could see the pearl derringer in her lace garter.

Hate to admit it, but I'd buy her a drink.

Much as I hate her politics, her piece accompanying the photo regarding equality of the sexes is very good.

Hey...if Carville and Matlin can get along....Moe...I'm single! ;}

[new yorker 77]

How about?: "It Smells like Moth Balls in Here."

[DCBryan1]

never mind, found it
thanks

[JohnLongIsland]

this is the third time this week she put the peanuts in her bag and i hope this time she don't squirt on the barstool.

[ExpatGator]

"Wouldya hurry up already and take the picture? My barren womb is hurting like a bitch sitting like this!"

[DCBryan1]

Dowd looks like she could suck a golf ball through...oh never mind.....shudder...

[jennyjenny]

Poor Mo, she can't help it. She was born with a size 12 shoe on her foot.

[maggief]

"Your cab, ma'am"

[bray]

All she needs is a Broom and a Pointy Hat!

Seen better shoes on the Derby Winner!!

Pray for W and Our Troops

[rintense]

Black fishnet stockings with red high heel pumps? This woman has slut written all over her.

[Colonial Warrior]

MoDo is just wondering how she can get Jesse to introduce her to his tailgaiting friend...

[martin_fierro]

For everyone:

[ExpatGator]

Or "Let me buy you a drink big boy. Then I will take you home and when you pass out I will yank out my butterfly knife and add your man-parts to my trophy case."

[Sisku Hanne]

Good grief her feet look huge! Size 11 maybe?

[maggief]

OMG, I'm stealing borrowing that!

[dighton]

To His Not-So-Coy Mistress

Time's Wingèd Chariot (poets say)
Warns us to love while yet we may;
Must I not hurry all the more
Who find it parked outside my door?
For those who sipped Love in their prime
Must gulp it down at Closing Time.

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-- Wynford Vaughan-Thomas, after Marvell.

[martin_fierro]

I am *so* stealing that.

[kcar]

Maybe I'll buy that, but if I catch you expressing yourself upright in the Men's room urinals you're out of here.

[lawgirl]

you know, I am going to quote someone Dowdy would approve of- the design guy from Queer Eye (whose name is escaping me at the moment)- "red shoes are for whores and children."

[SkyPilot]

"Skanky, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life dear."