Caption This: Help Matt Drudge out with Maureen Dowd Photo! (It's getting beer-thirty am)

Drudge Report ^ | 30 OCT 05 | DCBRYAN1

[DCBryan1]

NEW IN TOWN SAILOR? (Click here to see current captions).

[DakotaGator]

Red...top, bottom, and all the way through. Skanks of the world unite!

[Slings and Arrows]

"My drink came out of the same bottle as my hair color."

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[freekitty]

She looks a little long in the tooth.

[paulat]

This was my referencce for #61:

Mickey Gilley
The Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time

(chorus)
The girls all get prettier at closing time
They all begin to look like movie stars
The girls all get prettier at closing time
When the change starts taking place
It puts a glow on every face
Of the falling angels of the back street bars

(verse 1)
If I could rate'em on a scale from 1 to 10
I'm lookin' for a 9 but 8 would slip right in
A few more drinks and I might slip to a 5 or even a 4
But when tomorrow morning comes, and I wake up with a number 1
I sware I'll never do it anymore

(verse 2)
Now I don't mean to criticize the girls at all
Cause I know Robert Redford even overhauls
We all picture in our minds a girl that looks just right
Ain't it funny, ain't it strange, how a man's opinion changes
When he starts to face that lonely night

[billhilly]

Going home in her new ride.

[IronJack]

Bartender: "Look, lady. You can sleep anywhere you want with anyone you want. But you can't do it here. Now get out and let me close up!"

MoDo: "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. You got a couch I could crash on, Cutie-Pie?" [Coyly] ... "I can ... make it worth your while, I ya know what I mean ..."

Bartender: [gouging out his eyes with a melon baller] "I won't be needing THESE any more ..."

[Semper Paratus]

Of all the gin joints in all the world why does Judy Miller have to come here!

[lainie]

Oooh, in that case, I can hardly wait either!

But feel free to post it here if you like :)

[NRA2BFree]

Is that a Leak in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

It's more likely she scared him so bad, he wet his pants. LOL

[DCPatriot]

I've dated a couple of really "hot" looking libs.

Isn't that an oxymoron? ;^)

[cloud8]

> At last I got the ruby slippers from that miserable little brat!

MoDo (l) admires Zeta's shoes (r).

[SquirrelKing]

The goggles! They do nothing!

[DCPatriot]

Hey...I think Mary Matlin is very sexy...in a Susan Sarandon sort of way. Must be her voice.

[RichInOC]

"Ann Coulter, beware...in ten years, this could be you. And trust me...this sucks."

[Guenevere]

If Dowd entered college in 1969, she must be in her 50's...right?...

I didn't realize she was that old!

[DCPatriot]

Don't do it. That picture is more engineered than a Boeing 747.

...with a leaking center fuel tank and all!

[NRA2BFree]

I think if a man was dumb enough to go home with her, he would wake up shaved, on all fours, with a ball-gag in his mouth and she would have a whip in her hand.

I think if a man was dumb enough to go home with her, he would deserves to wake up shaved, on all fours, with a ball-gag in his mouth and she would have a whip in her hand.

Now, that's the way it should read. :o)

[Crawdad]

She's got Peggy Hill feet.

[Clemenza]

Airbrushing: Its not just for Playboy anymore.

With feet like that, I would be looking for an Adam's Apple on that broad.

[Boazo]