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Posted on 10/30/2005 9:28:18 AM PST by DCBryan1
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Pray for W and Our Troops
Catherine Zeta JonesAnd, for those who do not know the "backstory" of MoDo and CTZ, from www.drudgereport.com/dowd1.htm:
XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX MON OCT 21, 2002 12:41:19 ET XXXXX
LIMBAUGH: DOWD GARGLES WITH BOURBON; STINGING ATTACK ON NYTIMES COLUMNIST
In a ferocious assault that echoes the great journalistic feuds of the past, the nation's number one radiotalker Rush Limbaugh took to the waves on Monday to counter NEW YORK TIMES opinion queen Maureen Dowd, who this weekend labelled President Bush a "Boy Emperor"!
Limbaugh called Dowd's column "the most embarrassing thing I have read in a major American newspaper."
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Dowd referred to Bush as a "boy" ten times on Sunday.
"The Boy Emperor picked up the morning paper and, stunned, dropped his Juicy Juice box with the little straw attached. 'Oh, man,' he wailed," Dowd wrote. "'North Korea's got nukes... 'Get me Condi!' the boy yelled. 'And a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.'"
Limbaugh fired back: "You know, I've been struggling with whether or not to even mention this. I cannot believe that the people get all over Richard Mellon Scaife and his newspaper as being a bunch of crackpot kooks when her column that ran on Sunday, yesterday, is the most embarrassing thing I have read in a major American newspaper. This thing doesn't deserve to be in the NATIONAL ENQUIRER. It doesn't belong in NATIONAL LAMPOON as a parody piece. It's just mean, despicable, childish, and immature."
Limbaugh continued: "It's obvious Maureen Dowd hasn't gotten over her breakup with Michael Douglas who she thinks is a real American president but he didn't do anything but utter the words written for him by Aaron Sorkin and stand where someone director told him to stand and have his hair coifed by somebody who knew what to do, and then he blew it by running off with Catherine Zeta-Jones, leaving Maureen Dowd in the lurch. All she's got now is bourbon for mouthwash, and it's showing on her columns."
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"My vibrator is broken but my iBook isn't..."
http://www.drudgereport.com/dowd.htm
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Maureen Dowd: "I'm trying to look sexy and alluring but instead I'm looking like the Wicked Queen from Snow White post hagification. Want an apple? Have a bite.."
"Pig in a Poke"
Heh. She's not unattractive, really. It's her bitter attitude, feminist demeanor and that sourpuss face that make her appear uninviting.
I actually like the red heels, but those sure are some mighty big feet wearing them. :o)
Actually... sorry to say it... but he looks like a grumpy Richard Nixon.
:^)
I hope the airbrush artist got danger money.
Three snaps, girlfriend!
Volunteer hazardous pay, and psychological trauma damages award.
The female mantis bites his head off. His body continues to go through the motions.
The male black widow tries to sneak up on the female. If he is successful, he will mate and then she eats him. If he is unsuccessful, she will eat him before he completes his mission.
Sorry - but I'd hit it.
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